Thanks Tor, I’d love some. Mmmmmmm… I thought lunch was never going to come.
You really know the way to get on a girls good side, you’re charming, clean up after yourself and share well with others–and you have a way of making people give you all the sushi you want.
:lies back to sun herself on a nice rock:
Yep Life is good.
:Notices movement and bubbly noises in the corner:
Duuude you’ve got a hot tub? Why didn’t you tell us. You don’t mind if I take a little dip do ya? My fins * are * kinds dry…
Dives in and relaxes with tail hanging over side of tub.
Yep Life is good.
Mermaid, you eat sushi??? Isn’t that like cannibalism for you?
No not at all. Humans eat other mammals don’t they? I eat fish, not other merpeople.
Besides, I ask you what * else * would a mermaid eat? A little sea weed, a little fish, a little rice. . . it grows in the water too you know.
Now on the other hand, if I was to eat a man. . . . .
Ya know, if ya quit breaking out ya might not miss meal times!
Okay, guys, I’m coming, (shovel over my shouldr) Sorry, Totoro, I got ummm, tied up at the petting zoo, yeah, that’s it, tied up. Plus, somebody’s got to make the chinese run. Did someone order cream of sum yung guy?
I’ll be making my rounds now getting the place cleaned up and looking nice for out two paying customers. Later, kiddies.
By all means, help yourself. Those damned crickets were heckling me.
4 pages and no one has linked to the other time we did this yet?
I guess I’ll be the same animal as before:
I’m a Phylobates terriblis - a poison frog from the rain forests.
“The poison (toxin) of the frogs comes out of pores in the skin. The poison frogs are also called poison-dart frogs because some of the Amerindian tribes use them to poison their darts with. Not all poison frogs are deadly, only 3 species are very dangerous. Of those 3 is the Phylobates terriblis the deadliest. Its deadly poison is called Batrachotoxin and one frog is enough to kill 20.000 mice or 8 human beings.”
All of the above shamelessly stolen from http://www1.tip.nl/~t272198/.
Feed me. I need cow.
A Dragon is a dangerous creature not to feed, y’know.
Looks over the local animals with a glint in his red eye
[sub]Kidding! Not eating other posters is a rule of mine.[/sub]
:LICK:
Ha ha ha ha * Mythological* creatures are immune to your poison. But I do feel a little funny.
Say are you related to the mushroom? Why of course you can’t be “related” to the 'shroom cause it’s vegetable and you’re an aminal, I mean amninmal, I mean …Aw hell I don’t know * what * mean. Come back here a minute.
:LICK:
Teee heee.
[sub] DISCLAIMER: The Mermaid doesn’t in any way wish to imply that she condones the use of psychotropic,illegal or in-any-way-bad-for-you substances. It’s just a little harmless frog licking–Deal with it.[/sub]
Hey Mermaid, for a real treat, you need to lick lower. 
::points at a squirrelintheoaktree::
I didn’t really say where I was licking the first time now did I?
[sub] ok it was on the head [/sub]
Again I didn’t say which …
psst, Mermaid, don’t look now, but your next post will be number 1000. Maybe I should lick you in return in celebration.
Now where exactly would one lick a mermaid to get the maximum desired effect?
:blushing furiously:
You know, I’m not quite sure. Perhaps we should find out through trial and error. Purely in the name of fighting ignorance and all.
Sorry I’m so late. I had to catch up on some reading.
I’ll be in the library if anyone needs me
Hey! sits up on her haunches and looks around I think we need a good side of beef here! looks at Mnen How do you want it? Rare?
::starts licking Mermaid on various parts of her body::
Just squeal or something if I hit across a fun spot…
So, do all zoos degenerate into chaos, with the animals alternately demanding food and licking each other, or is it just this one? 
It will make for some excellent customer testimonial, in any case. “I ain’t never seen a giraffe licking a bear, or a frog licking a mermaid, but I saw BOTH at that there SDMB zoo! And they had Chinese food!” I can see the commercial now…
The commercial which can only air after 9PM.