Screech-Owl:
Hey, I didn’t name her! 
Definaly a scary bird though, you ought’a fly on over there and visit her sometime.
Arden… I’m truly hurt. I can’t believe you hit me with that newspaper!!!
I mean, you used the Sports section, and I didn’t even read it yet! You could have at least used the Classifieds!
:: lifts leg and pees on AR’s newspaper ::
Mermaid, such fond memories you re-kindle!
BTW, is that you I hear jingling?
(Ya know, I think there’s a swing in the monkey cage, and a shower, too. cough So your scales don’t dry out, of course. )
Odie notices some morsels of chinese food on the ground and runs over and eats them…halfway back to the cage I notice my reflection in a mirror and I think it is another dog and I grrrrrr at him…he grrrrrrs back…that upsets me and I charge and hit the glass bonk…I stagger away and then I notice my tail and I chase it, until I get dizzy and faint…
You know… we have those cages in back for the really uncontrollable animals to sit in time out. All alone. No visitors. No pizza on Wednesday nights…
So, nayh!
msrobyn picks through the leftover Chinese food, pecking at various vegetables till she sees a worm and goes after that.
Robin
Can someone PLEASE clean the Totoro cage?
AND GET ME SOME DAMN SUSHI!
Yeah, the giraffe could use a neck massage, too!
[sub]What are we paying these people for, anyway? Oh, we’re not paying them? Ah, well, then never mind…[/sub]
Sheesh. I’m always the last to know this stuff. I just flew in from St. Louis and boy are my wings tired.
crickets chirping
Ahem. Is it just me or is it really crowded in the bird house?
Well Yes and no. I’ve got super quiet jewelery in–gold rings with cz inset gold balls but these damn gravity boots jingle something terrible. Believe me it was no easy task getting them on over my fins. But hey for * you* it’s worth it. 
::the kitten rubs her soft fur up against the big bad scary Dire Wolf::
Hi honey!
Kitty
::: Narile stretches out on a tree branch and relaxes in the sun dappled shade. :::
Did the chinese food have real chinese in it?
-teleports into the zoo accompanied by a loud ZAP! noise-
Television snakes can do that, you know.
::wanders up to Soda with her eye on the icecream and rubs round her ankles, trying to trip her up!::
Hey Kitty get away from that wolf he could eat ya in one gulp. :eek:
Yay! JBirdman12 brought crickets!!!
Yum!
smooches to JBirdman12 for bringing dinner!!!
All alone?!?!? No visitors? No Mermaids? Oh, my. I promise to be good.
Well, just bad enough, but good overall.
[sup]except when you’re on the other side of the zoo doing your Ranger thing, then I’ll be a terror.[/sup]
:: stares at The Mermaid’s CZ inserts, mesmerized by the pretty colors the light makes ::
Wait, I smell food. All these Cats and Kitties sauntering around are making me hungry!
Psst. Mermaid. We’ve got our eye on that Tygr. We think he just needs to be mated…
… or fixed.
As for you, Mr. Dire Wolf… we have our eye on you, too!
wakes up long enough to see Dire Wolf chastised
yawns and makes satisfied cat face
ponders hunting more whipped cream
falls back asleep in th saftey of the dragon pen
With all the dogs…umnmm I mean WOLVES running about, sure is nice to be freinds with a Dragon.
Well, depending on how you read my name, I’m either a citrus monikered slimy slug, or a half man, half seal.
Either way, I probably belong in a zoo.
So, ummm…Arf, arf. Squish squish.
If you want something done right…
(Spends Day Cleaning cage, then breaks out and steals sushi)
Alright, who wants Kappa Maki? I’ve got about 500 pounds of it. They love me at the sushi place, might be because they liked the movie…