Wanda's Macaroni Salad - WTF?

[Zsofia]

Well, we can legitimately speculate a little about her health, with the hard breathing and all. We do know a teeny bit about it. Not that it’s nice.

[Johnny_L.A]

@jjimm

Coffee in Vietnam is usually made by putting a tiny drizzle of SCM in the bottom of a cup, then placing a little coffee filter over the top for strong coffee to drip onto it. It’s gorgeous.

I have two of the filter/makers. I only use SCM for cà phê sữa đá.

[tumbleddown]

@Zsofia

Well, we can legitimately speculate a little about her health, with the hard breathing and all. We do know a teeny bit about it. Not that it’s nice.

You can make some wild ass guesses. That doesn’t make them legitimate.

[Sticks_and_Scones]

@Bloody_L

@tumbleddown

Check AllRecipes or any of the other big recipe aggregator websites for “Hawaiian Macaroni Salad.” Sara didn’t invent this recipe, or the idea of using SCM in a salad dressing and in fact, her version is actually better than some of the ones out there for the ratio of sugar & SCM to pasta.

It’s in remarkably bad taste for people to speculate so significantly about this woman, her health (which we know nothing about) or anything else about her based upon her appearance in these cooking videos. Remarkably. Her body is not yours to police.

I couldn’t agree more.

Me either.

[Larry_Mudd]

@jjimm

Coffee in Vietnam is usually made by putting a tiny drizzle of SCM in the bottom of a cup, then placing a little coffee filter over the top for strong coffee to drip onto it. It’s gorgeous.

The Vietnamese places in Vancouver usually advertise this as “French style” coffee. I get that has its origins in the French occupation of Vietnam, but it seems pretty far removed from contemporary French ideas about coffee. (What with the ice cubes an’ all.)

I agree that it’s lovely, though - more of a dessert item for me than anything else.

[Lamar_Mundane]

@tumbleddown

@Zsofia

Well, we can legitimately speculate a little about her health, with the hard breathing and all. We do know a teeny bit about it. Not that it’s nice.

You can make some wild ass guesses. That doesn’t make them legitimate.

Oh, give it a rest. Everything in that video points to an extremely unhealthy person making extremely unhealthy food.

It is just as obvious to draw conclusions about her health as it was for those who saw Lawrence Taylor crash into Joe Theisman’s leg on Monday Night Football years ago.

[Manduck]

Yes, Theisman obviously didn’t have enough calcium in his diet - maybe he should have added half a cup of condensed milk to his salad

[Skywatcher]

@Lamar_Mundane

@tumbleddown

You can make some wild ass guesses. That doesn’t make them legitimate.

Oh, give it a rest. Everything in that video points to an extremely unhealthy person making extremely unhealthy food.

There are at least two more videos of her cooking.

[Johnny_L.A]

There are seven.

@SinfullySara

“Pomodoro” is using tomatoes and garlic.
Like they do over in Italy.

Pomodoro Pasta

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[Guinastasia]

I’m surprised she didn’t add bacon.

[Apollyon]

@Guinastasia

I’m surprised she didn’t add bacon.

And a pound of lard? Only for special occasions.

[Alice_The_Goon]

@Johnny_L.A

There are seven.

@SinfullySara

“Pomodoro” is using tomatoes and garlic.
Like they do over in Italy.

Pomodoro Pasta

Who the hell puts cilantro in spaghetti?? That’s not okay, Sara!

[Leaffan]

@Alice_The_Goon

@Johnny_L.A

There are seven.

Pomodoro Pasta

Who the hell puts cilantro in spaghetti?? That’s not okay, Sara!

Meh. As long as it’s corporated.

[Capt.Ridley_s_Shooting_Party]

North Koreans mourn Kim il Sung. Wait to about a minute in for the crazy to begin.

[Khaki_Campbell]

There’s some kind of irony to post a video about North Korea (country of famine) in a discussion about a +6000-calorie recipe

[jjimm]

@Capt.Ridley_s_Shooting_Party

North Koreans mourn Kim il Sung. Wait to about a minute in for the crazy to begin.

Jesus, that’s almost as bizarre and horrific as Wanda’s salad.

[AClockworkMelon]

@Dewey_Finn

And yes, what happened when Something Awful talked to her?

As he said, the expected results.

@Encyclopedia Dramatica

Despite her videos being completely public, Sara herself is a complete mystery to the internet: no dox, no general location, no powerword. Sara has popped up on YouTube, submitted all of her videos in one day and left right after that; no traces were left behind. Of course, those videos were filmed on different days. However, what is known is that she is completely housebound with her weight being the factor. Additionally, she is not living alone because her cameraman is most likely to be a relative or child that is living with her.
The following is a list of what is theorized to have happened to Sara.

Heart attack
Cancer
Stroke
Sacrificed
Fed to starving African children
Harpooned

Some are claiming Simply Sara has passed on to the other side which is frankly surprising considering her healthy and active lifestyle. I mean, she is breathing pretty hard after stirring that mayonnaise for 8 seconds. This kind of lifestyle usually leads to a long, productive life. If it’s true and she is dead, the world has lost a great chef. The following is a breakdown of her famous macaroni salad.
Celery: 5 calories
Green Pepper 30 calories
Carrot: 30 calories
Large onion: 45 calories
Cup of white vinegar: Approximately 40 calories
Cup of sugar: 1,000 calories
Can of sweetened condensed milk: 1,300 calories
30 grams of fat
Pound of macaroni: 1,600 calories
8 grams of fat
Jar of Mayonnaise: 3,000 calories
320 grams of fat
Dying because you eat entire jars of mayonnaise: Priceless.

[Dewey_Finn]

Sorry. When MickNickMaggies said that “Something Awful got hold of Simply Sara about a year ago,” I assumed that meant that they actually talked to her. Not that they engaged in the same speculation everyone else did.

[AClockworkMelon]

@Dewey_Finn

Sorry. When MickNickMaggies said that “Something Awful got hold of Simply Sara about a year ago,” I assumed that meant that they actually talked to her. Not that they engaged in the same speculation everyone else did.

No. That means that they found her videos. Those exact words are used to describe what happens to everyone else they talk about. The resulting shitstorm of activity includes memes, drawings (as above), discussions, lots and lots of comments on the suspicious article’s Youtube videos, etc.

[needscoffee]

I wouldn’t be surprised if she is housebound, but I don’t know how anyone knows this, or anything else, about her.