I’d like to nominate carol nistri, so we can once and for all get this mutilated cow anus problem under control.
I am an established, well-respected international villain, and undoubtedly the only one here with the credentials and experience to take on this mantle of leadership.
I look forward to crushing you all beneath my iron heels.
Regards,
Winston
My leaden thumbs beats your iron heels any day of the week.
I nominate WhyNot for World Leader. Even though she left a while ago (not banned though) I thought she was amazing and I can totally see living in a world run by someone that awesome.
Aw, shucks, you guys! This loyalty will not go unrecognized when it’s time to appoint my cabinet. 
I nominate tdn, because he’s a reasonable, moderate and fair-minded person with a great deal of love to share. I think it’s high time we had a leader with such an indomitable brightness of spirit.
I would nominate Phlosphrfor similar reasons but I haven’t seen him 'round these parts in a very long time.
Ahem. I nominate Sampiro, for the capricious yet whimsical mad rule we all know and love so well.
Cecil Adams already IS the ruler of the world. 
He would certainly solve this country’s problem with history education.
Sigh.
All current members qualify.
Although I am considering disqualifying rules lawyers.
Aw, thanks! But I have to politely decline. Add me to the list of people who nominate you.
I’d rather be the power behind the throne.
Wow. If that doesn’t sound like a euphemism. . .
Olivesmarch4th was the very first person I thought of for all the reasons stated.
I mean come on, smart, compassionate AND damn pretty! How can you go wrong?
Oh, it’s not!
You forgot to mention that she is really freaking hot, which would be nice for the money and all the huge posters of her that would be everywhere.
Feeling flush lately?
I’m definitely getting a run for my mo****ney now that Sampiro made this post.
Shit, that’s funny. Especially in context.
If I’m the power behind the throne, then I’ll feel ROYAL flush.
Hey I would be a KICK ASS dictator. You’d be happier under my rule.
If not me, then I want a chick to be in charge. Since I’m not actually sure who’s male or female sometimes, I’ll just go with Una.
Ain’t you the joker.
Some people call him Maurice.