O.K., let’s just stop this (hi)jack.
Yet another vote for Olivesmarch4th.
Sampiro would also be good, especially if as part of his duties he is required to make a “My Wacky Family” post every week. Been far too long since he posted one of those.
I nominate OpalCat because:
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Now what was that third one…
Oh, yuk yuk. You are a card.
Ok, so, I got nominated and seconded and the thread died. Now what? Do we have to campaign? Make a speech? Amass an army of cyborg pink flamingos? I need to know!
Rand Rover.
What?
Gee, I picked out a new swimsuit and had some enhancement surgery and everything.
Shut up or I’ll deck you.
I couldn’t take the job anyway, I have a planetof my own to mind.
OK, even though I didn’t vote for you (don’t take it personally; I love ya!), what you have to do now is send me a few bottles of decent wine (email me for my preferences) and a pound of Godiva chocolates. Oh, and a 100 dollar bill. If you do these things, I can practically guarantee you the position! 
Hal Briston, because I think the world should all get a chance to be the Littlest (and Biggest for some of us) Bristons. He’d be the Good Shepard over all of us.
**Giraffe **because he seems the most qualified and because he’s been on both sides of the fence as a leader/Moderator, and as a Rebellious upstart/Founding father.
And finally because deep down I know there is no other nominee who would make a more kick-ass world leader than our own Rugby playin’, Explosives detonatin’(he’d be his own secret service bomb squad!), Ass Kickin’ while getting someone else to do his name takin’, Ladies lovin’, Mafia Playin’ Dude among Dudes himself, Santo Rugger. Just keep fighting the good fight, old buddy, and we’ll keep running this place in your steed till you rightfully can take your throne (or at least shove whoever is on it currently off of it), Pat.
I’ll nominate Mean Old Lady…cuz she is HOT!
Rand Rover, for the sheer irony of putting someone who wants as little government as possible in charge of the whole world.
You’re gonna nominate the love child of a guy who has nuclear bees and someone who’s title is Impaler?!?!
I nominate Swampbear. He’s good at diplomatic relations – was the first person that made me feel welcome when I joined.
Santo Rugger - Cause damn. Expand his escapades to the whole world and things would be a lot more laid back and hilarious. Also, boobs and beer.
Rand Rover - I’m all for elevating this man to a position of power where we can all laugh at him.
**Tess Trueheart **- Because dating the dictator has to come with some good perks. Like ruling Australia or something.
I nominate Shagnasty, as he’s highly rational and thus would probably be a good leader.