Beat me to the punch.
The OP already has a thread desperately looking for reasons to avoid the dentist, including buying into wacky conspiracy theories on root canals.
I hope like hell the OP goes to a medical professional, but based on his posting history, I’m thinking several days of internet agonizing about why that’s not a good idea (and hopes that posters will validate that rather stupid stance) are probably in the cards instead.
Did any of the 3 other guys have a robe and wizard hat?
Did Scott Baio give you pinkeye? And do you love to sing-a?
Hogwarts fraternity initiation?
Okay, OP, here’s what you do. The next time you come home drunk, before you go to sleep squirt some blue dye up your butthole. Then, the next morning, ask the other guys in the room to show you their dicks. Or, alternatively, don’t actually use any dye but tell the other guys you did. Then when you ask them to drop trou, the guilty party will refuse. If all three of them refuse, then they were running a train on you.
Tobias Fumke?
Since he seems to sincerely (?) worry that he was able to remain not-roofied blackout-drunk through an anal rape, I think that’s one of the more charitable possibilities.
Under rated post.
I guess he’s still trying to figure out whether something was in his endo or not.
The answer for next time for those playing at home, is go to the freaking doctor instead of being a PITA about your PITA.
It’s never [DEL][COLOR=“Black”]lupus[/DEL][/COLOR] zebras!
CMC fnord!
I’ve never heard of a hypochondriac that was afraid to go to the doctor. It sounds more like he has the opposite problem.
People have been raped while unconscious. It’s a little unusual but it can happen. Mostly, it’s reported by women but there’s nothing magical about being a guy that makes you immune to it IF you have been drugged or had too much to drink. And even if you’re a “big guy” six drinks in a short time period is still a significant amount of alcohol. Was it enough to render you THAT unconscious? No way for us to know.
If you think you’ve been raped, though, you should see a doctor and get an STD test, for piece of mind if nothing else, and treatment if you turn up positive for something.
The rapist or an anal-yst: did you do that on purpose? 
Do they even make corks that big?
If you’re wondering whether your roommates are gay, see if their dicks taste like shit.
It’s a joke from Arrested Development. Meet Tobias Funke, the first professional Analrapist.
If I went to the doctor for him to look at my anus tomorrow could he tell if someone raped me still? Like it was saturday night it happened. Maybe im all healed now because its not hurting much anymore. Is it too late for the doc to tell? I just dont wanna waste the money…because I dont have any really.
I mean surely I would have woken up during the rape. I mean surely 6 beers or whatever wouldnt knock me out that hard. Fuck I guess I gotta get a hiv test soon. If I got hiv from this I think I would go crazy. I have always feared HIV and know im at a real risk I guess if this happened.
If I tell you “Yes,” then will you go to the doctor?
I mean its been like almost 5 days. How could the doctor still tell if I have been raped?
Crap…when I look online I dont see much of a reason why alcohol would make your anus hurt. I thought liqour would make hemmorroids hurt the next day for sure possibly. I mean I am certain I have had hemmoroids or some bump for a long time now.
This was my first time drinking vodka in years…maybe I had a different reaction to vodka and it made my hemmorroid or bump hurt? The worst thing is I may never know if I was raped or not. Now I got to worry about HIV too. I dont know what to do. I have no money so I cant go to the doc…only the ER. Its been too long now too I think to even tell if I have been raped or not.
You don’t really need the truth, do you?
Im not sure why everyone is joking so much now. I know I need to go to the doctor but I can never know if I was raped or not. He cannot tell…its been too long.
I wish some people would give me more feedback on what they think happened. I am trying to put this behind me.