Watch me get all SDMB sappy on yo' asses

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Well, today is the day. It’s my SD birthday! I’m one. Also, barring anything crazy happening at work today, I will also hit 1000 posts. Has that been done before?

[belligerent]Where the hell is my prize???[/belligerent]

But people, before you get excited, there will be no strippers, no alcohol, nor will there be any virtual marriages or naked pillow fights.

However, I would like to extend an honest “thank you” to all the people that make this board what it is. Mods and Admins, Thank you for putting up with all the dumb shit and the whiners, all the while running this place pretty damn well. And to the members (most of you, anyhow), Thanks for your contributions, your intellect, and your humor.

I like you folks, I think I’ll stick around. :slight_smile:

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I would stop by and say “congratulations,” but there seem to be bees flying around my rectum.

{dashes out, flailing wildly}

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Do you hear that, people? We need to raise the dumb shit and whiner content. mouthbreather says he’s staying, so some of you obviously haven’t been doing your jobs!

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We’re all right behind you, Crunch.

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But certainly not behind Uke.

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As long as your back there, can you scare off some of those bees around my rectum?

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I just happen to be in possesion of a three-foot Venus Flytrap, but I’m not sure how much you would enjoy that. But, Hell, it’s gotta beat bee stings on your anus.

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[whine] Where’s the party stuff? And what are all these bees doing here? Owwwwwwwwww, my butt![/whiiiiiiiiiinnnnnne]

(Happy “Birthday”, BTW. Many happy returns! I enjoy your posts.)

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My first thought was that you had a midget clone of Tim Reid from WKRP in Cincinatti.

http://www.classic-tv.com/characters/reid.html

I really need to start getting more sleep and watching less Nick and Nite.

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No, no. You got it right the first time.

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:donning thick lensed glasses and a white lab coat::

Using the ever scientific Frink-o-matic 2000, and calculating such diverse elements as wind speed, electron flow through the SDMB, the velocity of an African Swallow, RBIs for Ken Griffey Jr., the amount of wood a woodchuck chucks, and the heisenberg uncertainty principle as it relates to a butterfly’s wings in Asia, I have mathematically proven that you have made an average of 2.73224043715847 posts per day for an entire year.

By these stunning calculations, I have further extrapolated that your next post will occur sometime within the next month, plus or minus a week.

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Well, I’m just gonna get all sappy and soppy back, so there!

Congratulations on your birthday, and on 1000 posts. I do believe that is a first, and your plaque will arrive in the mail.

Scotti

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JB:

Eh, they’re not so bad, you get used to it after a while.

Tab, and Scotti, thanks.
Ender, very funny. I’m down with any good Frink-refernces. :slight_smile:

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references, even.

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Back atcha mouthbreather. Now if we can just get your sinus problem cleared up…

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You can forget that whole “You scratch my anus, I’ll scratch yours” thing.

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Sure, you say that now that everyone is reading…

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By the way, mouthbreather, the only reason I haven’t officially congratulated you on 1000 posts is because I’m trying to get to 1000 myself. I wanted to use the big 1-0-0-0 to do the actual congratulatory stuff. And I will if I have to post this same message in three other threads to do it.

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Jack, I didn’t quite hear you. Could you post that again? :wink:

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Certainly, but try to pay attention this time.

You see, I’m close to 1000 posts, and I want to use that momentous occassion to congratulate someone else instead of begging for attention myself.

Get it that time?

Don’t make me repeat myself again {wink - wink}. You got me, bub?