points Over there. Take Ms. Pumpkin with you, please. Don’t forget the catapult.
Catapult? I forgot my helmet. :smack:
OMG she said the word of the day! Ladies and Gentleman, show her what’s she’s won!
FFXI? Come to the WoW side, we don’t have cookies but there’s cinnamom buns.
Pumpkin, we need kitty pics! Kitty pics protect you from the goat, see?
Welcome Oni no Maggie, and thanks for delurking. I see you joined a few years ago; I’m guessing that you lurked for a while before paying the subscription dues. So you ought to know all about the goat and the calamari by now, and we can proceed directly to the fruit and whipped cream.
Dibs on the elderberries.
Aww. Cats. 
:: silly smile ::
:: falls over ::
Bother. I’ve let the emu escape.
Blast! We’ll have to throw her in the pit of KY and let her wrassle the shaved gorilla* to get out!
*no, it’s not a euphemism. It SHOULD be.
Whichever one of you shaved the gorilla, your drinks are on me!
Why, the squid did.
Damn straight. You won’t catch any of us trying to shave a gorilla with lime Jell-o™ and a cuttlebone.
No, we learned that lesson the hard way. Isn’t that right, Guy With Both Arms Ripped Off and Skull Caved In From The Subsequent Beating?
…
See, now I’m new, and unaware. One of you could have taken all the credit for shaving the gorilla, and gotten free drinks AND my eternal admiration. Tsk, tsk.
There are some things the human mind and body were simply never meant to go too close to, and shaving a gorilla with lime Jell-O and a cittlebone is one of them.
But…but…adore me! Adore meeeeeee!
Do I have to pout or something?
Fuck it. In with the cuttlefish you go!
pulls LOUNE in with her
Oh this is gonna be good…
:: pulls up a chair ::
But you haven’t been catapulted yet. Now that I know your evil, twisted, demonic intentions, I’ll stand far away so I don’t get a cuttlefish-ing.
to you.
Flattery won’t help you.