It couldn’t hurt, could it?
Well, see, you already know I’m evil and twisted. 
Misguided, containing bad humors, mailcious…
Wait, what?
Minor hijack: I just learned that the cleanup of Room 101 is ahead of schedule, and it should be ready again in a month or so. The SDSAB has finally perfected a solution that will get the combined goat blood / squid ink / emu feathers off the walls; unfortunately, it’s so corrosive that it has to be applied with a modified Roomba.
The Kirby would be outmatched, that’s for damn sure.
A very modified Roomba. Rumour has it that the military is interested in it now.
Welcome to the camp. I guess you all know why we’re here.
You know where to put the cork?