For free dinner, I’ll sit in your lap.
SOLD! 
LOL!
By the way, how do I find which congregation of patrons is the Houston DopeFest? Should I go around from table to table giving a code sign? If so, what is the code sign? Is it “The raven crows at midnight?” or “The Illuminati Invade the Clique?”
I don’t want to sit down at the wrong table and be stuck spending my afternoon with the west Houston chapter of the Freedom’s Wings Militia.
We’re all going to wear funny hats.
No, really, I’ll do what’s worked in the past. I’ll make a little sign we can put on the table that says “SDMB.”
Yes, people misread it - yes, there are some “alternative” folk afoot in the bars and restaurants of Houston.
And yes, I so enjoy being the first one there, with the table sign.
“So, uh, you a Master?” :eek:
<glare> HEY! :dubious:
Well, are you? 
Just kidding. Thanks for the info, I’ll definitely be looking for ya’ll.
I guess wearing the PVC catsuit and bringing the riding crop are out of the question, then.
Some of those “alternative” folk can get a bit dyslexic.
Woo…boss scheduled me to work Saturday, but I got out of it. Close call. 
You’re sounding a little bit more definite there, rob.
Mamapotomus! Yay!
What do you mean misread? I thought this was supposed be a… oh did I sign up for the wrong sort of gathering? Well I guess I’ll still be there since I’ve cleared my schedule for that day.
Hey jin bring the riding crop and I’ll buy you a drink too! 
For the record, Aaron’s birthday is August 1st. Yes, I am planning to leave relatively cool Pennsylvania for the heat, humidity and smog of San Antonio. I don’t know why.
BTW, my mother sent a cute Rockets sleeper. He was made there, y’know.
Robin
I will find out yes or no on going to the Big D tonight. If no, then I will be there in all my gone for 2 years glory. God I miss you guys. snif
One week and two hours to go…
I’m getting ready, already.
What, you’re just now getting ready? Great, we’re going to be late now
You and your assumptions!
I am waving around my riding crop right now, and still fail to see a bottle of vodka materialize anywhere.
Hmph.
Next thing you know, you’ll be telling me I can’t leave ten minutes before I’m supposed to be there.
What is it supposed be some kind of magical riding crop? Smack the genie on the bum with it and poof you get free booze? You get a free drink at Joe’s when I see the riding crop, not when you’re just waving it around your room/
No, the way you drive, I think ten minutes should be plenty of time to get there