Please, God, please let SNL do one last skit where McCarthy acts this out.
If I were in that job I’d want to spend more time with anybody’s family.
Wait. I thought that was a joke. I saw him stealing stuff on the Onion. I assumed they were just making a joke since he was fired. Were they instead riffing on this, having him steal more stuff? :eek: 
Let him delete them, this is the internet, where NOTHING ever goes away. His quotes are already all over the place. He can’t find and delete all of them everywhere. 
And, if someone happens to make one up, he’s in a far worse place to try and disprove it.
Except your boss’s, of course.
Not on the way out; about a month after starting, according to the article:
“Keep your friends close - and your enemies closer.”
It could possibly also have a “non-compete” clause that would prohibit him from appearing on any other nationally televised comedy or horror shows.
Pity… he looks so subdued and sensible and normal, now…
I saw a photo of him on Politico’s front page. He looks like he’s got not a single worry in the world.
FWIW, I found it hard to dislike Spice. I always felt like he was among the more likeable people in the WH, but that he was sometimes forced to be a schmuck because he had this tyrant watching over his shoulders who was living in an alternate reality and he had to come out and talk to reporters in real reality. Seems like the kinda guy you could sit down and have a beer with, have a few friendly disagreements with, and it’d all be good.
Kind of like Frank Nitti in the Untouchables show. He just shows up occasionally, and then someone disappears
No one forced him to take the job. And he had no problem lying for a dirt bag boss.