I feel this needs to be addressed. Yes, the fandango. We all know this is going to be the most over-used meme on the internet for the next week or two (used it myself, heh), so we here at the Dope should strive for accuracy. ***Will ***he do the fandango, ***will ***he.
So, if you’re walking down the street and you hear the plaintive call in the distance, “Will! Will!” It’s just me flipping out again.
“Trump’s litter box” LOL! Nice one.
A friend of mine posted some revised “Bohemian Rhapsody” lyrics including “Scarmucci, Scaramucci, will you do the fandango/Thunderbolts and lightning, very, very frightening…”. Now when I hear the guy’s name, guess what’s in my head? :smack:
I had a giggle when I learned that Scaramucci has no communications experience, but has a background on Wall Street.
His business background ensures that press briefings will be essentially fact-free. Big-business linguistic obfuscation will be the name of the game. “The President is interfacing with Republican leadership to drive actionable efforts to facilitate positive change as we move the earth forward to the future” will be the most comprehensible nonsense that is shared.
(It hurt my head to write that. So. Much. Bullshit.)
How about this: Spicey hires a ghost writer (maybe the guy who did Trump’s book) to write a novel based on his experiences? Names changed, etc.
Well, the problem really was that he wasn’t acting for a normal **human being. **
With John Boehner. In fact, all the Trump administration refugees (as it were) ought to form a club and get together for reunions.
So they are just replacing one soulless lying piece of shit with another, smoother soulless lying piece of shit.
What, you think they’ve got a deep pool of quality folks to choose from?
Whenever I see the name “Sarah Huckabee Sanders”, I think of the love child of Mike Huckabee and Bernie Sanders.
If they refrained from flushing for a couple of days…
Yeah, that’s way too much. You’re only supposed to flush a septic tank every six months or so…
That’s the second time you’ve sent me running for the eye bleach.
:eek:
… or Colonel Sander.
Can the Prez include a non-disclosure agreement in a federal contract of employment, or are the terms governed by federal statute?
The only real question is which male cast member of SNL will be chosen to portray her.
SarahMouche would be a great couple name.
In a hilarious coda, Spicer reportedly steals a mini-fridge from junior staffers on his way out of the White House.
You CANNOT make this stuff up…
Why would an NDA prevent him from being a guest on a comedy program? As long as he doesn’t say anything about Trump, he’s not disclosed anything, right?
Is Scaramucci the one with three nipples?
Just kidding
Each 45 flack has been special in his or her own way.
Kellyanne Conway - Alternative Facts. An all time great. Topping Ron Ziegler’s “operative statement” gaffe. Leastwise, in my opinion.
Sean Spicer - Nazis didn’t use poison gas, saying covfefe had a secret meaning among 45 insiders. Not up there with operative statement or alternative facts, but pretty damned “special”.
Sarah Huckabee Sanders - Defended 45’s “bloody” Twitter attack on Mika Brzezinski. But not to worry, in this nutty White House milieu she’s bound to say something much crazier, probably sooner than later.
In a fit of “full tranparency”, Scaradouche deletes his old tweets:
He might actually be more fun to torment than Spicer.