We won't have Spicer to kick around any more.

How the hell did he get the job?

Did he get the job? I saw “breaking news” announcements that claimed Scaramucci was the replacement and I saw “breaking news” announcements that claimed Huckabee Sanders was the replacement.

Flexibility is much admired by TrumpCo. So long as it does not conflict with loyalty.

Resign as Spicer, walk off, then return a couple minutes later as Sarah.

My thoughts, too. He’ll finally be able to get a decent night’s sleep. Maintaining Trump’s litterbox has to be an ethically (and physically) exhausting job.

Flexibility and the lack of a gag reflex.

Scaramucci is the new Communications Director. Spicer was the Press Secretary. Two different jobs. Spicer actually resigned BECAUSE Trump hired Scaramucci as CD.

Let’s get a Kickstarter going. We can institute a monetary prize to the first journalist who asks him if he’ll do the fandango.

This forum is Elections.
The BBQ Pit is a couple of aisles down.

Moved.

To be fair, I’m sure he wants to spend more time with his family.

Do they want to spend more time with him?

…just watched Scaramucci’s first press conference. That man is smooth. He’s no Sean Spicer. Much more dangerous. He is so good he very nearly won me over.

In.

So fucking in.

But Spicer was the acting Communications Director since Mike Dubke resigned in May. Which I think is why Sarah Huckabee Sanders has been handling the press briefings.

Sure wasn’t an Oscar-worthy performance.

I had an even better idea. Melissa plays Spicer. And Spicer plays a journalist in the audience giving her a hard time.

Oh my god, that’d be funny.

That would be Alec Baldwin.

And does this mean we will be seeing more of Sarah Chunkabutt Sanders or Scaramouche Scaramouche Can You Do The Fandango on a regular basis?

Don’t think he’ll be out in front of the lights, more background, a Greasy Eminence.

I just want to see Spicer driving that motorized podium.

You are probably correct but I gotta say, he sure was sporting an amazing flip in the front today. I doubt he does his hair that fancy unless there are cameras around.