It’s a day for celebration and revelry… my 700th post.
As I know I am not universally loved and adored, I’ll just request my own personal Pearl(the amazing Guin) cue up Leech Woman for me, and I’ll get the bots and a slurpee.
Congrats, Hastur. I know where to get some playdroids, if you want to give your party a little oomph!
Congratulations, Hastur!
And just in time for spring, too! Which has nothing to do with anything, but I am just happy to see it get here!
Scotti
Awwww. Thanks. You guys are great. Now, where are those playdroids?
Coming right up. (Man, you don’t have a lot of room here, do you?)
Now, these do have a habit of breaking down inside their circuitry, there. If they start assuming various sexual positions in the middle of your floor there, bud, and make with the squeak, squeak, squeak sound effects, I ain’t responsible. The contract here doesn’t state anything 'bout coverage for playdroid groping.
Where do you want 'em set up? Over by the bar? Is that a good idea, Hastur?
Way to go Hastur! Mind if I sit down and watch along?
[sup]Though I have to admit, I’ve never been a huge Pearl fan – I’m more of a Dr. Forrester man myself.[/sup]
I am feeling the love.
Now if only matt_mcl, Esprix, and the rest of the gay/lesbian posse would get in here.
ummmm… I’ve never really thought of myself as part of a gay lesbian posse. Does that mean you don’t want me?
Guess your cabana boy will just drift off then.
Well, I’d hate to intrude on Rasa’s territory, but if you’re offering, my hubby and I have a position open for you.
Good for you.
700 - I remember when I was at 700. You kids today - so cute, so young, so naive… 
Congrats, babe.
Esprix
I’m only five years younger than you, sexy thang…
boomboomboom
Get into the love, get into the love…
Happy 700, you adorable fag. smooch
Of course, now I’m approaching 850…
But thanks. Contrary to what techchick68 said, there are people on the board who like me. Thanks!
Happy 700, 800 and 850. Oh, and an early happy 900.
Then I will!
Congratulations, Hastur, on joining the 700 club!
::runs like hell::
150 posts in 5 days? Jeez, I thought I needed a life…
Link?
Esprix
Hastur… the originator of my favorite Pit flame. To paraphrase: “Did you force evolve opposable thumbs just to post that?”
Congrats. And yeah, we like ya.
It was in a series of flame mails she was sending me on the 19th and 20th of this month because a two threads where she was flaming me were shut down by TubaDiva.
The kind of e-mails that try to do a tight 20 on your mother, and then tries to tell you that no one on the SDMB likes you. Blah, blah, woof, woof.
Awwwwww… thanks Rasa.
I’m almost having a Sally Field Oscar™ moment.