I’m still attempting closure,but the trailer trash intellectuals,whom I’ve rebeled against,are prolonging the inevitable. The only other solution I can offer is for the nazi,UncleBeer,to send me to the SD gas ovens and get it over with.
'Tell you what, dude. Call someone a Nazi once more, and we’ll solve the problem for you.
Your remarks are way, WAY out of line. Let’s see what our administrators think. You may be a lost case already.
Coldfire is right on the money, as usual. Wahoo, if you have trouble leaving, I can HELP you leave permanently. And I might, whether you ask me to or not.
Lynn
Administrator
For the Straight Dope
That would be Euty, Smeggy…he did write a thread about it. 
Keith
I would just like to repeat, as a random neural firing . . .
It’s Duke all the way.
Jodi:
Oh, Jodi. Beauty, brains, income . . . and you’re a Duke fan?
I love you. Marry me. Now. We can fly to Durham tonight for a honeymoon, and celebrate our love by the light of the burning benches . . .
ANDROS, you know craven adoration makes my knees weak, but alas, I cannot lead you on. I have Duke in the office pool. I don’t care enough about basketball to be called a fan of any team, and I normally would root for Arizona just 'cause they’re out West and my mom lives there, but . . . I have Duke in the office pool. 
I hope the fact that my allegiance can be bought by the mere prospect of winning $27.50 and some free donuts doesn’t lessen your regard.
Jodi:
Sigh. Ah well. No one’s perfect, I guess. But . . .
Actually, that’s even more arousing. Krispy Kreme ok with you?