There is some question as to whether or not Puxotawny Phil will live to stand trial.
I heard it, “Tonto, what are we going to do about all these Indians?”
“What you mean we, White man?”
And of course, “Meanwhile, back at the Ranch, Tonto, not realizing that the Lone Ranger had disguised himself as a pool table…”
Not mention, “Silver, bring the posse, the* posse*!”
What moreproof do you need, fellow Dopers?
Morning, I 'm up and caffeinated. It’s only gonna be 43 today.
I went to McGill University last night for a performance of Mozart’s opera “The Magic Flute.” It was really good!! 
Up, caffienating.
Big plans for the day include filling out the paperirk so I can get my taxes done tomorrow, repotting the African violet the right way this time, and taking a walk in the rain (much like the end of a Hemingway novel!)
I will have to buy more yarn soon. This. This is why I resisted getting into crochet for so long. I could start on my cross-stitch project, but did I print out the pattern? No. Of course not! :smack: Do I have the urge to make myself some new bathroom towels and take the ones I have and make them into crochet-top towels! Of course!
Goldarnit, Mom, why was I the one that inherited your crafty genes? Oh, right, Christmas presents.
OK, I know the “posse” one… 
Pool table…? Give!
Oh, and KILL THE GROUNDHOG!!. Just because it’s such a cool phrase 
Won’t open for me :(:mad:
what the heck are you complaining about, Echod? Has it ever snowed where you live?
That’s because we exterminated all the %^&$& groundhogs eons ago! :mad:
See, like the Giraffe-fighting Scarecrow – “hey, it works!”
Happy Sunday!
It’s 3 degrees above freezing today.
Still irk irk irking away.
My eyes are burning and it hurts to read but I will keep plugging away.
and try to catch up on what is going on
It is somewhat…off color.
More so than the “posse” joke?
You now have my full and undivided interest!
Do not read this, Rosie!
The punchline is, “racked his balls”.
We had breakfast at Cracker Barrel, then ran to Lowe’s for enough stuff to finish the fence. Second load of laundry is in the washer, first is in the dryer. Higgs has been bathed, so she smells less “doggy” - yay! I did a little in my studio, but most of the stuff is too wet to work on. I left the wet cabinet partly open so maybe the pieces will dry enough to be trimmed.
I’m not working tomorrow. There’s nothing for me to do and I can’t just sit around collecting pay for nothing. So I’ll play in clay and maybe scrub the bathrooms or something equally exciting.
**FCD **is watching Sons of Anarchy - ick. Way to violent for my tastes. So I guess I’ll play some 'puter games.
Wajyoutalkin’bout, Willis? That’s not the ending to the posse joke that I know.
ETA. There’s a tny dot/spec of crud on my monitor, in exactly the wrong spot. I tried to type a comma & thought I got a semicolon. <backspace>, <comma>, " how the @#$%&* did it get there again?" 
:smack:
Mawnin all
Up caffinating, todays gig has canceled so I am in lazy mode. I just couldn’t get past my emotional barriers to write out the “how I got married” thread so I did a lottery fantasy thread instead. It’s all about big boys and the ridiculous toys we would buy if we had enough cash. I would provide a link but as usual BlackBerry has stymied me again, so ready for real computing, soon. Anyhoo it’s the “Wanted to buy ME-262” if you want to see how my deranged brain works.
Happy Sunday all
Cheers
Jim
Morning!
I have read but not retained much other than hang in there babyapes! To early to come out yet. It is frickin freezing for a start!
Eventful week - we found a house we love in Houston then found out we might not get the mortgage even though we are preapproved. Boo. So we shall see what happens when the under writers toss their decision making coin next week. Stoopid short sale. Not my fault the economy crashed in Cali and we had a forced relocation with work so that we actually remained employed. :mad:
Anyway…I scrubbed the house yesterday and did 271 loads of laundry. We are giving notice to the rental agency on Friday so we are trying to remain clean and tidy for when they show it to prospective tenants. It is proving difficult already 
I do still need to scrub the shower down but I will do that later today.
We went for brekkie and to grab a few groceries and holy crap was it cold and windy…currently 28 degrees but ‘feels like 15’ :eek: this is way to cold for nearly Easter.
That’s the punchline to the pool table joke.
Try and keep up. :dubious:
There will be a test on Tuesday.
So there’s a test on material you haven’t shared yet? What’s the pool table joke as I know a different posse ‘story’, bub.