Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? [MONTY PYTHON]

Ow! *&^%! I’m wounded!

[sub]But then I only had one year of high-school German…[/sub]

And now for something completely different…

A man with 3 buttocks…

For some reason, I’ve been sitting here cracking up over the peanut joke for fifteen minutes.

I would tax the nude in my bed.

No, not tax, what’s the word…welcome!

I would tax…
Holiday snaps!

And now for something completely different…

Stop, stop! This is silleh!

But -

Silleh!

Right, then! Sergeant-Major, marching up and down the square!

And now…

#1

The Larch.

The…LARCH.

Rule #6: There is NOOOOOOOOOO… rule six.

I’ve a feeling she’d tax me.

I would tax all people who stand in water …

WOO!

I would tax all foreigners living abroad!

Oh, and I managed to mess that up. How sad.

I think we should tax all foreigners living abroad.

Been shopping then?

I’m all worn out. Been shopping for nine hours.

Well, what’d you buy then?

A Piston Engine…

ALBATROSS!!

I wasn’t expecting the Spanish Inquisition…