Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition!
But what if he’s got a pointed stick?
Noooooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is Surprise! Surprise and Fear. Fear and surprise. Our two, two weapons are fear and surprise, and a ruthless efficiency. Three weapons. Our three weapons are fear, and surprise, and a ruthless efficiency, and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope. Amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as fear, and surprise, and… I’ll come in again.
I bet you they won’t read this thread on the radio…
Especially if they’re pining for the fjords.
Look, I came in here for an argument!
Damnit.
Oh, shut up and go and change your armour.
I would tax…Raquel Welch.
I’ve a feeling she’d tax me.
Splunge!
Doctor, my brain hurts!
No, the brain in my head!
Nothing. Complete waste of time. It’ll be worse when we join the common market.
Well what’d you buy that for?
Ooh, it was a bargain!
Look at what I accidently bought! Envy me!
If this thread lays an egg, It would fall down the back of the television…
We’ll have to watch that…
Unless it’s a male…
Look’s rather Butch…
How do you cook it?
Hey, who changed the thread title? It is not as funny that way. 
:mad:
NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANI …
Oh bugger!
You don’t cook it!
WEll…You can’t eat that raw can you?