I’s done decided, if my life ain’ts gonna be a trip for biscuits, I betta ruffle sum featha’s and open my fuckin’ yap. This goose need’s trimmin’ anyways. I’s do it myself, but I never’s bumped nobody yet, and I dont’s want to neitha. I hear them Harlem sunset’s none’s too pretty-like.
Usuallies after work I’ms going over the edge with the rams, but I got’s no sugar to tip a few, what with Vinny’s being low on spinach an’s no mesca neitha. No mazuma, no muggles, wtf do I work for this egg anywayz. So yeahz, people’s r dustin’ out of this dirthole dump faster than I’s cum inside a dame’s box. I’d’s take it on the heal and toe too, but where’s would I go? So like’s I said, I’m’s gonna break my code again, and tells my virgin of things.
Besides, I got’s a feelin’ that I’s headed for tha old wooden kimono. Gonna get zotzed, savvy? I’s more tense than a tomato’s g-string, so before I kick’s the bucket, me might as well put the screws on somebody.
Oh’s yeah, youz know I aint’s no good at that umm… whatcha call it? anal la siss? Yeah’s, that’s it. So dont’s go expectin’ no miracles, got it? I’ll tip my mitt, but it donts hold much. I trusts’ my gut, b/c my head’s too full of shit to make a fuckin’ difference. Besides, people’s been bumpin’ guns more than’s my ex-wife, so who knows what the hell’s goin’ on anymore?
***dropping Mobster language for a bit, as I want to be somewhat clear in this part (diggin’s my own grave? 
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Aguecheek: ??? He’s playing this game?
ArizonaTeach: Who?
Autolycus: (((If youz cant trust yourself, then who’z can ya trust, eh?)))))
Blaster Master: I didn’t trust him earlier, but now I do. He’s either honest or the Godfather, IMO. Regardless he’s a major player in this drama, so whatever happens to him, solid information will come.
You have to realize that at this point people, we have lots of minor evidence, but IMHO not much of anything major. Sure we can twist words and split hairs, but, page count aside, this is still early in the game and damning evidence is lacking. We can analyze shit all day, but after the huge clusterfuck we just went through, I sincerely doubt we can make much headway until tomorrow. The origin and motive of the clusterfuck is beyond me. I almost agreed with Winston, but then I realized that we’re not in a Hollywood movie. All the Mafia acting together to create a highly visible clusterfuck would make no sense.
What we are doing good is in establishing a set of theories and plans of action. I am highly (foollishly) confident that the deaths tonight will lay the game wide open. Still, I must insist again: trying to solidly prove anyone is anything at this time is like farting on a date. It’s gonna stink, but it doesnt make you a good or bad person. Maybe my opinion just shows how amateur I am, but there you have it.
brewha: I’ms guessing Mafia, but I dunno either way.
chrisk/Jsexton: I think’s he’s mafia, but that’s only based upon my guess of how Chrisk was playing. If chrisk wasn’t in the picture, I would think Jsexton is town, FWIW.
Fern Forest: ???
Flying Cow of Doom: I’m going to guess Mafia. Because it’s OF DOOM, lol.
Fretful Porpentine: ???
Gadarene: I’m fairly sure this is Mafia.
glee: Changing my mind and thinking town here.
hocow: I’m guessing this is the doctor, based on a long string of loose reasoning that I dont want to go into.
Kat: Guessing town.
Kivvik: ???
Lakai: ???
MadTheSwine: ???
Malacandra: Going town.
Menocchio: My Jedi instincts say this is the GF, because life works in funny and poetic ways. I have no other evidence.
MonkeyMensch: Mensch? He’s Jewish! Town.
nesta: ???, guessing town.
pimaspinner: Guessing Mafia.
Pleonast: I want to say mafia, but not sure.
Pygmy Rugger: I want to say mafia, but not sure
Queuing: Mafia ding ding ding ding ding, although that’s purely based on smoke and shadows generated from 15(20?) pages of blathering.
Rysto: Almost positively town.
Smitty: Who the fuck?
StarvingButStrong: People need to post more please…
Storyteller0910: I’m guessing town.
Sturmhauke: Guessing mafia.
Suburban Plankton: Not sure. Should re-read his posts but am too lazy.
Winston Smith: Either mafia or a really dumb townie.
Zuma: I dont know one way or the other, but in any case it will become very clear, very soon.
That leaves a whole lot of people with almost ZERO info. Boo-urns to that.
Bbbbbbring out your dead! We could MAYBE learn something with this info. (I doubt it)
One and Only Wanderers- Dead-Citizen
cowgirl - Dead-Citizen
Dnooman-Dead-Citizen
CaerieD (Detective) - Dead-Citizen
Captain Carrot- Dead-Mason
Enfant Terrible-Lynched
People who I really really wish would post more. Lurking might be their strategy, but again that’s unverifiable.
Sturmhauke 10 posts
Fretful Porcupine 13 posts
StarvingbutStrong 13 posts
Smitty 13 posts
Hocow 14 posts
Kivvik 14 posts
AguaCheek 18 posts
ArizonaTeach 19 posts
A list of all the roles:
Mafia
Godfather (how do we work on this one?)
The Miller (this is a VERY important role that we seem to be ignoring completely)
Cops (1 beat cop left, only useful if he/she survives a long time)
Serial Killer
Vigilante
Masons
The Doctor
Guardian Angel
Ok, that’s all the serious info I have for now, although if you read my roleplaying posts well, you will find clues in those as well. Dinner calls.
[RolePlay-On]
My alderman’s gettin empty-like, so time’s for my spaghetti!
