Remember that?
When the table broke and someone threw those chicken wings at Kelly? I totally died.
I told her that it wouldn’t support her weight, especialy when she tried to lead the group in cheers.
Oh yeah, sorry about those marshmallows stuck in the toaster. I mean, it seemed like a great idea at the time.
Has anyone seen my underwear?
Did you ever find that handcuff key? Not that it matters really. We just had them cut off the next day.
But still, I really wish I knew where it had gotten to. It’s almost like someone ate it.
pfff…I don’t know about the keys…but I do know that Ol’ Steak McGullicutty ate everything else in my house…
Last I saw him he was wandering off with Penelope and they had half a watermelon and two Frescas.
She is such a whore.
Do you recall everyone laughing when he ate the what we called “key” lime pie? Don’t worry, you’ll get your key back in a day or so.
That was you who ate the pie, wasn’t it?
er… make that “everyone laughing when you ate what we called “key” lime pie”. The effects of the night are still lingering.
(BTW, I almost pissed myself, Arden, when you asked the cop if you could borrow his key!)
I was going to ask that cop for something else, if you know what I mean.
He was HOT! I almost turned the music UP when he came in.
And don’t pretend like you were wasted Spritle…I know it’s you who took my Ace of Base CD.
RETURN IT
Did you guys see Jeff’s girlfriend? Everytime he turned his back she was all over that guy that Jennifer brought.
Key Lime Pie? No, that wasn’t me. I hate limes.
I will admit to dent in the wall though. You’d think a cop would be aware of his nightstick at all times.
Oh. Didn’t I tell you? Martin said he caught Jeff’s ‘girlfriend’ in the hall closet with Steve. I really hope no one had their coats in there.
I was aware of his nightstick. Oh boy was I aware of it. How we got him to drop the charges and spend the night is a feat I’ll never understand, but you asking him for a spanking was a nice touch.
jazzmine, please. Jeff’s as big a whore as Jennifer. They’re made for each other…it keeps the diseases contained.
All I’m saying is…if my kitchen window isn’t fixed by Thursday, KiKi’s getting a bill. It wasn’t “cute” it was dangerous.
And the way that Harry drooled during the spanking? Cripes.
What I can’t figure out is, if you light a fire in pie plate in the middle of the livingroom, how the hell does the rug melt in a circle three times the diameter of the pan?
I know! I got the crusts out of my jacket eventually, but the cat was really freaked out wasn’t she? I just didn’t think of that when i donned the mouse costume.
To be quite frank, Jeff’s such a tart i’m not surprised. With his hair and her lipstick, something was bound to happen eventually. I said to Millie just the other day that he wants to watch his pockets, but did he listen? Pff.
You know what? Millie should keep her mouth shut. What she did to Freddie is INEXCUSABLE. I’m afraid she’s not welcome in my house anymore.
Millie? Don’t even get me started. That bitch told Jessica that Tom told Gary that Francis told Amy that John doesn’t like me anymore? What the fuck is that? She’s been trying to sleep with him since Day One.
Millie? Don’t even get me started. That bitch told Jessica that Tom told Gary that Francis told Amy that John doesn’t like me anymore. What the fuck is that? She’s been trying to sleep with him since Day One.
God Damn It. ::sigh::
Seeing double jazz? Not Surprising after what I saw you drinking with Goober on Saturday.
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I thought it was lemonade. That’s what he told me.
Did you tell Jim about that little ‘incident’ you had in the bathroom?
Way to go, Jarbaby! You knowGoober told his parents the reason he missed their golden wedding aniversary was because he was in the hospital, when he was really at the party, and his brother Skeet reads these boards, and Skeet’s ticked that you didn’t invite him. Of course, I don’t really blame you, what with that whole mess last summer with Skeet and the goat and your neighbor. Say, do you think it was the same cop?
You know what? I wouldn’t invite Skeet to a six foot hole digging party. It took us fucking HOURS to wash that goat off…thank god Billy came up with the idea to just shave off the hair instead of trying to pull the tar out.
If Goober lied to his parents, then he’s made his bed. I didn’t tell him to get hooked on X and lose their trust.