We used to say “race like a pisshorse” after a few too many.
I don’t get it at all. Guess I’m dense too.
I don’t use euphemisms. I’m really shy about bathroom stuff, so it’s usually just “I need to use the restroom/bathroom.” But I appreciate hearing them.
Especially the OP. I had to share that.
Pufferfish are famous for bloating themselves with water. In Japan, probably the most well-known pufferfish is the fugu, and so some years ago my wife and I landed on “fugu-san” as a euphemism for menstruation.
Scott Meyer, in this Basic Instructions comic, refers to it as “ladytimes”, with the memorable opening line of the comic being “the ladytimes are upon me.”
Come on pal, FUGU ME!
I don’t know if anyone else has given these but there’s
- Draining the bilges
- Giving birth to a bosun’s mate.
- Leaning over the rail telling Ralph about my Buick.
Anything like the “Map of Tasmania”?
Warning: Technically, the video doesn’t show anything worse than PG-13. But it is so exultantly vulgar, it is Not Safe For Work.
I sometimes refer to “Activities of Daily Living”, as when I inform Mrs. J. that “Pluto did all his ADLs this morning when I took him out.”
Surprised no one has mentioned “Dropping a Deuce”, or if it was particularly large - Deuce and a half. We once worked a test from a trailer out in a field. It didn’t have a bathroom but we had a Porta-john right near the trailer. The company providing it was Mack’s Shack. Any time we went it was some variation of “…man about a horse…”, but using Mack/Shack (“I have to go see Mack about a shack” or some such)
“Take a trump”.
“Shake the donnie off my lily,”
Dan
My brother used to say, “tap a kidney”, for urinating. When I pointed out the fact that it was inaccurate because the kidneys feed the bladder and not the urinary track directly, he triumphantly came up with, “bleed a bladder”. LOL
Pinch a loaf is a term I heard. TMI