Spongebob: Sunsets always make me think of bowls of fruit, what do they make you think of Squidward?
Squidward has a thought bubble of Spongebob running: bhahahahahah (explodes)
Some of the best stuff in Spongebob isn’t lines, really. For instance:
(Squidward trips over a small log. He falls down a previously unseen cliff and bursts into flame.)
The Magic Conch! :: ululating ::
“Alas poor Spongebob: cut into a million pieces by a 1000 HP boat propellor.”
You mean that never was said? I can keep dreaming can’t I?
This scene makes me laugh everytime:
Spongebob and Patrick are at the bottom of a wishing well when Squidward falls in. Of course Squidward, always grumpy, starts complaining about how small it is.
Squidward: I need to get out of here. I have claustrophobia!
Patrick: What does that mean?
Spongebob: It means he’s afraid of Santa Claus!
Patrick: HO HO HO! Teehee.
Spongebob: Quit Patrick, you’re scaring him!
And from the Atlantis episode:
Squidward to Patrick: You quarter wit! Ha…ha…it’s less than half.
O_O what about EVIL? =
Every
Villain
Is
Lemons. XDD loool