“They’re not laughing at us, Patrick! They’re laughing next to us!”
I smell the smelly smell of something that smells smelly
I have seen just about all of the episodes multiple times. Not by choice. I ignore most but this quote gets me everytime:
You had to kill him. The boy cries you a sweater of tears… and you kill him.
Its all in the delivery.
Squidward: OK, first, repeat after me. I have no talent.
Spongebob: I have no talent.
Squidward: Mr. Tentacles has all the talent.
Spongebob: Mr. Tentacles has all the talent.
Squidward: If I’m lucky, some of Mr. Tentacles talent will rub off on me.
Spongebob: If I’m lucky Mr. Talent …will rub his tentacles …on my art
‘Your sundae gave me rancid breath!’ and ‘We’re not ugly, we just stink!’
Nosferatu!
I just picked up my wiggly little goofball 7-year-old son from school, which reminded me of our most-used Spongebob quote ever.
“Where’s the off button on this thing?!”
I can’t believe I forgot my all-time favorite, when Patrick sees a very hirsute, bulked-up Sandy snoring away in bed one long winter’s night: “Hibernation must be the opposite of beauty sleep!”
I rode the Hasselhoff!
And not just any pinhead… http://www.zippythepinhead.com/
Spongebob is hitting himself, for some reason
Mr Krabs: Doesn’t that hurt?
cut to Spongebob, now wearing a steel, spiked glove
Spongebob: Do you WANT it to hurt, Mr. Krabs?
Patrick: “Maybe a story will cheer you up… Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.”
Which reminds me…
Twinkle, twinkle, Patrick Star,
I made myself a sandwich!
My mommy named it Fred.
It tastes like beans and bacon,
And smells like it’s been dead!
(And the rest of the song, but I can’t be bothered to transcribe the whole thing…except the final line, which always cracks me up.)
You win this round, Broccoli!
SpongeBob and Sandy running for their lives from the Alaska Bull Worm.
Sandy: SpongeBob! Do you still have that piece of string and paper clip?
SpongeBob: I’m way ahead of you, Sandy. (Turns string into a necklace and unbends the paper clip to form the letter S.) S for “SpongeBob.” S for “Sandy.” This way they can identify our bodies!
“Yeah, I remember my first Krabby Patty…”
Squidward: That’s just a stupid boulder!
SpongeBob: It’s not just a boulder! (Sniff) It’s a rock! (Cries) A rock! A rock! It’s a big beautiful, old rock. (Climbs up it and rubs it) Oh, the pioneers used to ride these babies for miles, and it’s in great shape.
Squidward: SpongeBob, will you forget the stupid pioneers? Have you ever noticed that there are none of them left? That’s because they were lousy hitchhikers, ate coral, and took directions from algae! And now, you’re telling me they thought they could drive… (SpongeBob runs over Squidward with the boulder) …rocks. Hold on there, Jethro.
Plankton is my favorite on that show.
I also do a mean impression of Karen, The Computer Wife.
I came in to post this. You beat me to it!
Wasn’t it Sandy who asked him that?
The single greatest line from that movie.
I’ll never forget going to see that in theaters and once that line was said I started cracking up…and I was the only one in the WHOLE THEATER that was laughing.
I mean come on! They did a preposition joke! A preposition joke!!!
Squidward: “It’s the greatest thing since canned bread!”