The safe word is banana.
I vote for Mallory Archer…what?
The safe word is banana.
I vote for Mallory Archer…what?
Yet another vote for Helen Par, here.
And as a point of order, just having a child is not enough to qualify one as a MILF. The idea is that a MILF is old enough that her children would themselves be at least taking an interest in sex.
I 100% agree with you but, sadly, I think that’s battle’s been lost.
More specifically, it’s the mother of one of your peers that you would want to have sex with. Being 40 and saying some other 40 year old woman is a MILF sort of misses the point.
Let’s see what she looks like out of the housecoat and shower cap first.
No love for Ma Kent?
Too bad! He would have won the thread with that one!
Wasn’t Dr. Orpheus’ ex-wife/Triana’s mom pretty hot (in a cartoon way?)
I’m confused. Doesn’t being a MILF imply that you would do her?
Lois Griffin for me.
No one’s mention how the late great Richard Jeni first did this joke nearly 20 years ago-
"You’ve spent too much time on the road when you watch cartoons and think, ya know I never noticed it before but Wilma Flintstone doesn’t have a bad body! I mean, she’s no Judy Jetson but…"
If we’re allowing something other than pen & ink drawings, I’ll say Moat (Neytiri’s mother in Avatar).
Bolding mine. You beat me to it. All that control over her body’s shape, I’d imagine sex with Elastigirl would be a blast.
Mirage looks like a toothpick, though. I’d rather be afraid that Mr. Incredible was going to kill me afterwards than afraid that I’d accidentally kill Mirage during.
Besides, we don’t know if Mirage is a mom.
Well, there’s that, too, but I prefer to emphasize my selfless concern for Mirage’s well-being.
True, she does seem to have… needs…
Sounds like right around the same time that Grant and Naylor had Lister and the Cat discussing the subject on an episode of Red Dwarf.
I was under the impression that she came from money and gave it up for him. IIRC she started out as a rich flapper.
Yes he was and was later found to be driving his life away.
Good one, and I’ll add Rose, in her alt personae.
She was a flapper, but didn’t come from money. It was the shame of marrying a flapper that caused the Bumsteads to disown Dagwood.
I dunno… I’m in my fifties, and I’d do Tahnee Welch’s mom in a heartbeat.