Bruce Willis
Or the annoying kid from Sixth Sense
One of the funniest lines I’ve read in a long time concerned her. It’s from Jabootu’s review of the I Know What You Did Last Summer movies:
Regis Philbin. He combines the worst aspects of “clown” and “monkey wearing clothes.”
Oliver Stone
Sally Struthers. Telling us about starving children when she looks like she’s eating all the food that’s sent herself.
If they want to be credible, they ought to hire Lara Flynn Boyle or Calista Flockhart
I go with any/all of the rap stars, none of whose names I know.
I am so sick of it, and I have never listened to more than 20 seconds of any song. When others play it at work I flee the room.
When rap first came out it sounded like stuff you teach pre-schoolers, with no orchestration, no harmony, no rhythm, no variety. And it went downhill from there.
Rosie O’Donnell. Just the sound of her voice makes me ill. Not to mention she’s a gun control advocate who employs armed guards, the hypocrite.
If you look up “pretentious bitch” in the dictionary, you’ll see Whitney Houston’s picture…
George Clooney
Jan Michael Vincent
Neil Young
Peter Frampton
Rosie Perez
Andie MacDowell
I’m sure there are more!
Woody Allen (child molester)
Adam Sandler
Pauly Shore
Martha Stewart (nothing like a wooden attitude)
Howard Stern
Kramer
The annoying kid from 6th sense. (That whispering of his made me want to smash the TV.)
Every rap star, White or Black.
Suson Summers (Who single handedly wrecked 3s Company by being a bitch over salary. I loved that show. She wanted stars pay but wasn’t the star.)
Garth Brooks. UGHHHHHHHHHH ::spewing vomit::
Kevin Costner, Tom Cruise, Hugh Grant, Micheal Douglas. You’d be amazed how many people think I am a lesbian because of this viewpoint.
Calista Flockhart. How someone this ugly becomes famous baffles me.
Tom Hanks. I’m tired of you, go away now. Retire.
Micheal Jackson. I can’t even really think of anything to say about him.
Barbra Streisand. See the Calista comment.
Eminem. Die. diediedie… isn’t time for a drive-by shooting?
All sports celebrities.
John revolta.
also Woody Allan
that whineybitchthatwasoncheers andthena realstupisshowofherown- whichwasmercifilycancelledbutisnow on reruns-but whosenameIcannotremember.
Kirstie Alley?
Kirstie Alley? **
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Ye, thats it, but I think my name is better. Can you imagine, they actually push that fat whiney cow as ‘sexy’. Ugh, makes me shudder.
Whoopie Goldberg. Long ago I swore never to watch a movie with Whoopie Goldberg in it. I’m backed up on this by Chris Rock himself.
The only time I’ve actually fallen back on my pact was to watch “Girl Interrupted”. It was only because I have a soft spot in my heart for mentally unbalanced people, and more so Winona Ryder. Unfortunately, this movie did nothing to change my mind.
Damn you, Whoopi. I could watch comedians in peace during Comic Relief, but there you are to mock me! Go back to Sister Act hell and leave me be.
jane seymour pat sajak
michael landon JESSISCA SIMPSON ted koppel
martin lawrence
mancow muller howard stern football announcers
donny and marie osmond vanna white
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Jennifer Love Hewitt. I’m so perky and my breasts are so big and I’m really just a dork but you think I’m hot and that’s so cool!
so funny i got my tea to come out of my nose.
“hi i am jennifer luv hewit, and i have no brain. when i see bright light, i look just like a deer about to get hit by a car. but i am so cute and so perky and i dated carson daly and i am in so many movies and i always wanted to be in movies ever since i was a little love in asspimple, texas, and i have long brown hair and i won’t ever cut or dye it and i even have freckles. oh and i sing and dance too.” —attributed
SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
I’m amazed no one else has mentioned Oprah.
Stupid, stupid, stupid woman who nevertheless has risen to great wealth and power. This says many things about America, none of them good.
Liz Hurley. Good God, would this shameless media whore’s 15 minutes please end as quickly as possible.
Alec Baldwin
Susan Sarandon
Martin Sheen
Michael Stipe
Eddie Vedder
the former lead singer of RATM
and, just to be bipartisan, Charlton Heston
…in short, any person who thinks that because they have a great talent in some area of their life they can preach to me about what I should believe politically.
Julia Roberts
Billy Crystal
Meg Ryan
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Freddie Prinze, Jr.
Sarah Michelle Gellar
Sarah Jessica Parker
Whitney
Mariah
Celine
Shania
Brandy
Gwenyth Paltrow
Matt Damon
Sandra Bullock
Lou Diamond Phillips
Janet Jackson
Christina Aguilera
Diane Keaton
Any Baldwin but Alec (he’s excellent, so shut up, divemaster)
Keanu Reeves
Tom Cruise
And oh, so many more…