Garth Brooks!
I am surprised no one mentioned these yet!
Showing my age a bit:
Liza Minelli
Diana Ross
Pauly Shore is really Mary Kate and Ashley’s Olsen’s father…hee hee
Jennifer Love Hewitt. Or pretty much any “teen queen”.
Yeah, Jennifer Love Screwitt dated MY future husband, Will Friedle from Boy Meets World.
Yes, it’s a stupid show, but so what? The man is HOT!
Gwyneth Paltrow - tries too hard to seem down-to-earth but is really just a spoiled brat.
Will Smith
George Hamilton - too tanned
Ryan Phillipe - too pretty boy
Celine Dion
Mariah Carey
David Hasselhoff
Sharon Stone - brags about her high IQ too much
Celine Dion is single-handedly the most horrifying human being on this planet. I am terrified of her!
I hate Keifer Sutherland too. In all of his movies that I’ve seen, he was a badass/outlaw/convict/bully. He’s so cute but so scary!
Britney Spears - hey, when she’s done whoring herself for a bunch of masturbating teenage boys, and when all of her toys, t-shirts, and concert memorabilia has been sent to Goodwill, after the Playboy spread sold millions but actually caused critics to question the validity of Playboy’s “articles,” maybe then she will look back and wonder why she sold her soul for fame.
Ya think?
Regis Philbin.
What does anyone see in that man? How could anyone so totally nondescript become a star? Kathie Lee should have stayed on the show - they deserved each other.
Garth Brooks?? I love the guy!
My list:
Oprah Winfrey
Eminem
Anyone from “The View” gag gag and doubleplusgag
This has always puzzled me. I’m not a fan of hers and I’ve never watched “Party of Five” but in viewing the occasional magazine shots of her it’s obvious she’s quite thin and she has a nice shape (for a thin person) but…her breasts are not that big. Is it the medium sized bosom on the thin body that gives this impression? Why does everyone act like she’s smuggling cantalopes?
Madonna
Cher
Roseanne
Sharon Stone
Charlton Heston
Ted Nugent
Wesley Snipes
Ice-T
Michael Jackson
O.J.
Michael Flatley
Rage Against The Machine
Tara Lapinski
Kathie Lee Gifford (you know she is evil because she has three names)
Diane Sawyer
But the highest concentration of evil in the universe in currently in that little girl in the Pepsi ads!
Leonardo Di Fucking Caprio
I absolutely cannot stand Helen Hunt. Go away, you suck!
Also on my list:
Neve Campbell - Can somebody please tell me what is the big deal about this chick?
Calista Flockhart - a chihuahua reincarnated
Rosanna Arquette - I have no specific reason, she just bugs me!
Uma Thurman - I’m sorry, she’s not pretty. she looks like a bug.
Darryl Hannah - for a long time, she’s another one I just didn’t “get”. But I think she’s getting better with age, so she may be taken off this list eventually.
OH NO! I realized my list is of women only! I have to think of at least one man…oh, who? (tapping foot in quick succession) OH, I know!
Steven Seagal - But is he still considered a “celebrity”?
I’m sure there’s more, but it’s lunch time! I need food!
So many celebrities, so little time!
SO, just the top of my list:
Doktor Laura shuuder Slutinger,
(yes I do know how to spell, I choose not to. Something about invoking the name of evil.)
Jane Fonda, It’s been done, but worth repeating.
Brooke Shields, the girl has no observable talent.
And about 90% of the people previously mentioned.
There is a lot more I could say, but I really must get to work now.
How has this thread gone so far without anyone mentioning Keanu Reeves or Demi Moore?
Because that’s how she acts…
Witness:
“The most amazing part will be getting to wear her clothes. Being flat-chested is going to be the hardest thing to
pull off. They’re going to have to ACE bandage me or something.”
(on playing Audrey Hepburn)
TV Guide Entertainment Network:
“There was a joke on the set about how we were going to have to rename the movie I Know What Your Breasts Did
Last Summer, because there was a pair of them flying around every scene in the movie --it was either mine or
Sarah [Michelle Gellar’s]. When I saw the movie I had to go home and look in the mirror again and go, ‘Maaan!
What is going on?’ […] I just accepted them as a great accessory to every outfit. I was like, Who needs a necklace
when you have those?”
New York Times:
“Sometimes I call that movie, I Know What My Breasts Did Last Summer. I’ve come to realize that boobs can be a
great accessory.”
Madonna is the only one on my “change the channel NOW!” list.
Some of the others above are on the “You have one sentence to interest me in your show again” list.
Madonna, madonna, madonna
Sinead O’Connor.