What cities have the most promiscuity girls?

Literally? :rolleyes:

I always figured they would call the police if I tried the “Nice shoes, wanna fuck?” approach.

He couldn’t draw her feet.

My son lives in Portland and he’s never climbed a mouton as far as I know. Goats, maybe.

Totally. Oh, man, you should have seen it. Sometimes the panties would just shoot right at him and stick to his face, in droves. The women where he worked all started using superglue to keep them in place. It was a huge hassle for everyone involved. He was banned from church. There were a number of traffic accidents.

No, obviously I’m using the word “literally” quite wrongly. I’ll be in my corner of shame for a while if you need me.

(But really, it’s only a slight exaggeration. The dude had superpowers.)