It is promiscuity disease.
Chris Christie + waterbed = tsunami
True, and its entirely possible that I’ve been directing the OP the wrong way.
Perhaps the best advice I can offer to the OP is a link to the Toronto Office of Tourism.
If you don’t find it helpful, please click on the column “Accessing City Hall” >“Contact The Mayor” > “Invite the Mayor to an Event”.
His name is Rob Ford and he’ll show you around town.
“Toronto: For When You Aren’t Getting Enough To Eat At Home…”
Definitely true. We’re all mad sluts here. It’s the one character trait we all share.
Don’t tell me this. Girls with Aussie accents are my kryptonite.
So the question KBW was singing to his prospective date was actually a fair one then? (Apart from the bit about her Dad owning a brewery - that’s probably too much to hope for.)
My theory. OP goes up to every attractive woman he sees and says, “Excuse me. I looking for Promiscuity Girl. Can you help?” I figure than sooner or later one will be amused enough to fuck him.
Ah, the old “Wanna Fuck?” approach.
I can understand there’s a twisted sort of logic - ask enough times and eventually you’ll get a yes - but I’ve never seen it work and I have actually seen guys try it.
Yes, but it combines with the “hesitant foreigner with broken English=cute” meme, which just might improve the odds.
IIRC, there was a former governor of Louisiana who claimed that maybe one woman in a hundred would screw him. But he couldn’t tell in advance who it would be, so he had to aske them all.
I drive past that place all the time! I remember when it was only $20. I figured it went up because Obama.
I saw a guy doing it in Washington Square Park once. My friend went up to him and asked him wtf. He said it never took more than 20 minutes to get a “yes.”
Used to work for my ex husband. He asked a LOT of women though.
(No, it wasn’t how he approached me and I didn’t know of this approach until it was too late)
I suppose some guys may be able to pull it off. There was one guy I used to know who had this amazing animal magnetism. Women’s panties would literally fly off as soon has he entered the room. He could have done it (not that he needed to, women were throwing themselves at him). Heck, I wanted to jump him, and I’m a reasonably straight male.
Me? I could spend centuries trying and it still wouldn’t work.
See that’s the problem. The guy has not established any rapport with the girl. I suggest the following:
Hi do you like chocolate cake?
You do? So do I. Let’s fuck.
Northern girl say You may
Southern girl say Y’all may
Speaking of the “Let’s fuck!” approach… semi-famed science fiction author Randall Garrett had a standard approach that occasionally worked. He would walk up to a woman, stand just out of whacking range and announce “Hi! I’m Randall Garrett. Let’s fuck!”
When asked if he met with much success, he is reported to have replied “Well, most turn me down, but the ones who say ‘yes’ … Wow!!”
Harlan Ellison is reported to have once attempted an intercept. Randall was at a convention and a particularly spectacular “femmefan” entered the room. Randall got to his feet, and Harlan leapt in front of him and said 'Hi! He’s Randall Garret! Let’s fuck!" and walked out of the room with her!
SageGrouse
If you are talking about the East Asia I know, it’s easy to get laid, but it’s by no means free.
In the late 1970s at Scott Base in Antarctica there was just such an incident that apparently worked. It has since entered the annals of legend among those that were there.
"…do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do…
I wish they all could be Promiscuity girls…"
-Beach Boyz
Didn’t Rob Liefeld write and draw Promiscuity Girl back in the Nineties? The only time I saw lingerie with pouches, in RL or on paper. That must have been before they stuck her in that awful new costume, renamed her Libido Lass and gave the title to Jim Balent.