Just ask in any store. They’ll be glad to tell you.
This sounds like a version of both cities as described by someone who has never been to either of them.
She has her own stall in the restroom, last one on the left. They only use the toilet for #1 so it’s not gross or anything. Unless you want it to be. Just go to the counter and ask for “the special.”
This thread is starting to get weird.
Northwest South America and South Central Africa, here we come!
Don’t forget Bakersfield!
Starting to? ![]()
So THAT’S how babby is formed. Ignorance fought! ![]()
This discussion reminds me of what my History professor said about the reputation of French women. He described a scene during WWI where a British soldier is in France and meets a young woman. He buys her a drink and she kisses him on the cheek. He thinks wow this girl really really likes me, not realizing that a kiss on the cheek means very little on that side of the channel. He kisses her on the lips and she thinks wow this guy really really likes me, not realizing that he’s only following her lead from his point of view. They end up in bed together and he goes home to tell all his friends that French women are promiscuous.
FWIW, having lived in Florida I reached the conclusion that it’s difficult to make friends there because half the people you meet will be gone in six months or less and the other half are waiting to see if YOU will be gone in six months. But it’s hard to draw conclusions from anecdotal evidence. I doubt there are many peer-reviewed scientific papers on the subject.
Great. That’s another mental image I’ll never be able to unsee. Thanks.
Oh! You big talk. Let see us her trophy…Or more good, demonstration!
“Well the Ukraine girls really knock me out
They leave the West behind
And Moscow girls make me sing and shout
That Georgia’s always on my my my my my my my my my mind”
or
"Well East coast girls are hip
I really dig those styles they wear
And the Southern girls with the way they talk
They knock me out when I’m down there
The Mid-West farmer’s daughters really make you feel alright
And the Northern girls with the way they kiss
They keep their boyfriends warm at night"
(with proper credits to John Lennon, Paul McCartney, Brian Wilson & Mike Love)
Hello: This thread for arousing of much smile. Is first poster asking for many Promiscuity Girl and where finding.
Advice are given. When seeking much Promiscuity Girl, is wise for the protection of Stallion Ganglia to be placing upon it, that of condoming. For not condoming of man’s Ivory Tower is placing in stance of Many Disease.
Promiscuity Girl are much in demanding and so making often Beast With Two Noses for Man not Cleansing of Rising Phoenix. Find often three day that Cave Of Latent Outcry is now flowing with river of Pearl Encrustacean when causing to flow of daybreak Urine. And much of Itching.
When Promiscuity Girl is finding Garden of Frolicking Swans is close for repairs, she is not saying “Oh, no. Today is resting and for the taking of much injections?” but instead is murmur “No. I must much Promiscuity for myself.” and walking down in avenues.
Such bad news is the day. Man when seeking Promiscuity Girl knows not of the imperiling of his Great Standard of Living when fulsome it is and begging of Connection of Hot Capuchin on Linden Tree Swaying. Brain of his cogitation seeks submersion to brain of Rampant Bullock, there finding much fracas.
When Promiscuity Girl with Tender Vittles is finding with new man and his Virile Bamboo the position of One Thousand Rabbits, her flamed Coiffed Bivalve is trading forth the Seeds of the Weeping Willow for his spreading to many. Are many man bewildered of infirmity?
Hoy Hoy! Remember for ever advicing of this inscribing to please. Crystal Font of Many Squeezings may contain Pustulent Piranha of Promisucity Girl. Simple shroud enclosing will make not such voyaging happens.
Selah.
Soundtrack to this Thread:
Promiscuous - Nelly Futado
Am I throwing you off?
Nope
Didnt think so
How you doin young lady
That feelin that you givin really drivin’ me crazy
You dont have ta play about the joke
I was at a loss of words first time that we spoke
If you looking for a girl thatll treat you right
If you lookin for her in the day time with the light
You might be the type if I play my cards right
I’ll find out by the end of the night
You expect me to just let you hit it
But will you still respect me if you get it
All I can do is try, gimme one chance
Whats the problem I dont see no ring on your hand
I be the first to admit it
Im curious about you, you seem so innocent
You wanna get in my world, get lost in it
Boy Im tired of running, let’s walk for a minute
Promiscuous girl, wherever you are
Im all alone and it’s you that I want
Promiscuous boy, you already know
That Im all yours, what you waiting for?
Promiscuous girl, you’re teasing me
You know what I want and I got what you need
Promiscuous boy, let’s get to the point
'Cause we’re on a roll, are you ready?
Roses are red, some diamonds are blue
Chivalry is dead but you’re still kinda cute
Hey, I can’t keep my mind off you
Where you at, do you mind if I come through
Im out of this world come with me to my planet
Get you on my level do you think that you can handle it?
They call me Thomas, last name Crown
Recognize game I’m a lay mine’s down
I’m a big girl I can handle myself
But if I get lonely Ima need your help
Pay attention to me I don’t talk for my health
I want you on my team, so does everybody else
Baby, we can keep it on the low
Let your guard down aint nobody gotta know
If you with it girl I know a place we can go
What kind of girl do you take me for?
Promiscuous girl, wherever you are
Im all alone and it’s you that I want
Promiscuous boy, you already know
That Im all yours, what you waiting for?
Promiscuous girl, you’re teasing me
You know what I want and I got what you need
Promiscuous boy, let’s get to the point
'Cause we’re on a roll, are you ready?
Don’t be mad, don’t get mean
Don’t get mad, don’t be mean
Hey, Don’t be mad, don’t get mean
Don’t get mad, don’t be mean
Wait, I don’t mean no harm
I can see you with my T-shirt on
I can see you with nothing on
Feeling on me before you bring that on
Bring that on, you know what I mean
Girl, Im a freak you shouldn’t say those things
Im only trying to get inside your brain
To see if you can work me the way you say
It’s okay, it’s alright
I got something that you gon’ like
Hey, is that the truth or are you talking trash
Is your game M.V.P. like Steve Nash
Promiscuous girl, wherever you are
Im all alone and it’s you that I want
Promiscuous boy, I’m calling your name
But you’re driving me crazy the way you’re making me wait
Promiscuous girl, you’re teasing me
You know what I want and I got what you need
Promiscuous boy, we’re one in the same
So we don’t gotta play games no more
Looking for promiscuous Promiscuity Girl for funny time. Pleased to call 555-1212 with measures and money amounts needed.
Helps when picking up chicks on the beach … I would chose any beach town during Spring break, unless you are shy that is. Take a buddy, girls travel in pairs ![]()
First you go to Intercourse, then you face the Truth or Consequences.
‘Tender Vittles’?! Is that some kind of venereal disease?
Only if you own an old British sports car.
-MMM-
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