Oh, I think Bellevue might be a pretty good place for the OP, yesiree.
Well, first you make babby, then raise own Promiscuity Girl. I always raise my own Promiscuity Girls.
Which explains why he is qualified to make such sweeping generalizations.
He’s actually pretty lucky in that. As written his OP has people seriously amused at his broken English and quixotic search for chimeric pussy.
But had his OP been written impeccably, it would probably be attracting a little less amusement and a little more overt hostility. Because, c’mon - really?
“Chimeric pussy.” Now there’s a band name.
Some 20 years ago we were in Australia. While reading the Sydney paper I came across an article about a book covering the sexual mores and habits of different countries. According to the author Australian girls are more likely to sleep with you on the first date than any other country.
Looking for promiscuity girls there would seem to me a good place to start.
Yeah, either Australia or Winnipeg as mentioned earlier.
There is a motel in Nashville, TN with this sign out front,
Airways Motel
Free adult movies
Water beds
3hrs $20
Discounts for cousin couples?
Sort of like a truck stop, only not quite.
You see? This is why jobs are leaving the New York/Metro/Tri-state area. And its not like Chris Christie is helping.
(…even thinking of Chris Christie isn’t helping…)
Your accents aren’t fake enough.
Seriously that was the exact thought that went through my head just opening this thread.
That’s it, I’m moving to Peru.
Me too.
I Wish it were so. :eek:
You do know that a mouton is a type of sheepskin that is made to look like a beaver?
So it’s off the Canada hey?
No, that’s a merkin.
Either that, or Czechoslovakia. As Og as my witness, OP sounds exactly like Yortuk.
Or Bolivia
<Stefon>The USA’s hottest city is Intercourse, PA. They have everything, hos, dykes, tramps, sluts, skanks, and a girl that hangs out in the KFC restroom that gives Swirly BJs for $10. Swirly BJs are the thing where a girl leans you over a toilet while giving you a BJ, and pushes your head into the water and flushes as you climax.</Stefon>
With a name like Intercourse, how could you possibly go wrong?
That sounds hot! Looking at a map, I think I can be there in about 10 hours if I start now. What time does she get on duty?