I learned that sleeping in my car for three hours, makes for a very stiff bum.
(and good look Rasa!)
I learned that there is a fine line between cute and cruel.
I also learned that tuataras don’t breed until they are twenty years old.
I also learned that if you spend too much time reading the SDMB it seeps into your subconscious… Mega the Roo, your name came up in a dream! Don’t remember the context, but I remember the words “Mega the Roo!” I meant to post this but didn’t want ya to think I was weird! (Too late now!)
I also learned that Class I mutual funds do not have a load rate for an annual return. Whatever that means.
I learned that imprinting is a process that occurs in development, when the brain is ready to recieve and respond to a specific stimulus, which is anything that illicits a response.
Coo’ huh?
Roses make me happy.
People can make me nervous.
<grumble grumble grumble>
Okay, I learned that I can be jealous of people who are in a financial and domestic position where they can fulfill their dreams. 
I learned that the warning, “Don’t try this at home.” REALLY means “Don’t try this at all.”
I learned how to drastically improve the gas mileage of a Ford Expedition.
I learned that my brother could care less about getting an education if it means he has to get out of bed.
GRR
I learned that I tend to telegraph my feints in sixth position and that I need to make them more believable if I am going to be a successful fencer.
I learned that you should kill your taste buds the night before you have a cene-esophiogram done, cause drinking the Barium ‘Milkshake’ they give you is like drinking chalk and curdled milk.
I learned that I cant afford any sixth form college but one… so they ll have to take me… puhleaz god… make them take me!!
O
vidi vici veni!
Well, it took me all day, but I learned that sometimes I DO have the solution!
I learned that reading the SDMB is the best way to pass the time while you’re supposed to be working on your buyer queue.
Heh, thanks dropzone! Unfortunately I am not even close to being in a financial position to fulfill my dream full time, but if I can do archaeology (and get paid for it!) just one day a week that’s cool with me!
I learned that I still can’t post to SDMB from work, unless I keep it to one line or so.
I learned that if you hold on to your dreams and work at them long enough, sometimes one just might come true.
I also learned that waiting for my boss to come back from his conference so I can discuss working 4 days a week or part-time to fulfill said dream SUCKS!
Today I learned that girls can come between even the BEST of friends.
I’ve learned that my physics professor does pro-bono work by testifying as an expert witness in murder cases.
I’ve learned how to use exceptions in C++ (lucky, not that different from Java, which I already knew how to use).
I’ve learned how to relate emf to the resistance and current in a circuit.
And unlike the rest of you, I haven’t learned some great thing about human relations, be it friendships or romance, mainly because I’ve got a severe shortage of both down here in college.
I have also learned that the Admins here have specified that you can only post one message in a 60 second interval. (Wrote and finished two messages at the same time; tried posting one after the other.)
I learned that you should never do karate while wearing a thong.