Don’t do feet? Don’t do feet? I mean, I don’t lick 'em or suck on 'em or anything, but having your feet worked on is SO NICE.
Try a his/hers professional pedicure sometime, then. Then you don’t have to touch them, but you both get the benefit of foot massage. Ahhh…I can’t wait for my next spa day!
Bingo! In fact, on MY 18th birthday, my mom had 18 girls in togas (friends of mine from school) bust into my room, pour me champagne and take me to the beach.
Best. Birthday. Ever.
Think I’ll call mom right now. Tell her I love her.
Lemme see… the turnpike to I-75, then a straight run to… crap, that’s Ohio.
I’m gonna need some directions…
Oh, and I’m a youngin’, so nobody too old 