What do women taste like?

I laughed seeing these two threads together.

Acidic, put a couple of pennies in your mouth. Kind of like that.

Your two cents?
mmm

Thanks to this thread, I am now considering putting a nine volt battery in my mouth. This will be a hard one to explain to my physician.

Definitely not.
I had always associated the taste of pennies as indication of increasing arousal of women prior to engaging in oral sex but IIRC it can apply to oral as well but with a slight difference. Whatever if does taste like is pleasurable.

Salty milk and coins.

Joe

You don’t have to put it in your mouth to get the battery jolt - just touch your tongue to both contacts.

You know, I’m a little disturbed that so many people here seem to be intimately familiar with the taste of batteries/coins.

Thanks for the advice (I think). :slight_smile:

Dating pool at the nursing home is pretty good I take it?

If it’s a healthy vagina it tastes tart, very much like the tartness of yogurt, since both are heavily colonized by lactobaccilus bacteria busy producing lactic acid.

I know this only because of my learnings. Only vadge juice I’ve tasted is my own.

You say this like it’s a fact.

Haven’t done it much, wife was my first (and hopefully only) and she doesn’t care for it much (“feels too weird” - try to tell her that’s how it’s supposed to be, but whatever, I enjoy other ways with her in bed.)

Anyways, I would describe her taste as “hot lime”. Most accurate description I could come up with.

I first read that as “penises”. Best. Misreading. Evar. :slight_smile:

I don’t know and I don’t want to know. But if I had to venture a guess, I’d say “papillomavirus and sweaty armpit.”

You’re doing it wrong.

Were you wearing your business-casual pants all day first?

I hadn’t thought about it before but the pennies and battery answers are spot on, as part of the taste anyway. There is another part to the taste which is mainly aroma - the smell of sex. That can be mildly fishy or musky in a good way. Sometimes strong, sometimes faint, it is strongest at first taste but fades. Assuming a clean and health vaginal area, of course.

Thanks - I have no good way to explain to my co-workers what just made me laugh!

God, I hope not. :eek:

Lots of good descriptions here but batteries? Really?

There are way more femmebots running around than I initially suspected, ignorance fought.