OK last Tuesday I was at loose ends and decided to drop by my favorite watering hole, The Exit Ramp. I spied a Peruvian maiden at the end of the bar. I could tell she was Peruvian by the shape of her mangoes. I strolled up to her and said “You, me, humpy-humpy?” She said “Oh, si, we make humpy-humpy like frogs in rain forest!” I almost croaked.