God astro, my tummy hurts from laughing.
Another vote here for onion rings. If I were in charge of smelling up a large area, I’d have onion rings and popcorn as my main course, and then have some Dairy Queen yogurt for dessert. Ooooooooh mama.
I, for one, would like to know just what he’s going to do with the sack once he’s filled it.
i mean, we all assume it’s going to be a prank, but what if he’s making…
***A BUTTBOMB? :eek:
I now have this image in my mind: The OP sitting in a bathtub, with lights dimmed and cig. lighter in hand, flicking it on as the bubbles reach the surface. A rugged form of aromatherapy, I say.
Anyway, my suggestion: dried fruits, dates, and mixed nuts. I had that exact diet a few weeks ago and, whew!
Oh, I forgot - how can I let this thread go by without pointing out the etymology of pumpernickel bread. Mmmm…
All of those suggestions sound good, but I’d like to add a personal one of mine: asparagus. <imagining a peanut butter, pickle and asparagus sandwich on pumpernickel bread>
Tell us how your experiment works out, Chubbs.
OK, this is not strictly a response to the OP, but it’s close. Words from the master:
Damn you, MoodIndigo1, you had to slip in your asparagus comment right before me. :mad:
LMAO too!
“Winking Hell Hole” is a cool thrash metal band name, BTW.
Gefilte fish farts (“gefilte farts”) are the absolute worst. Cheerios are the runner-up.
I swear by French Onion Dip. One should definately avoid this product if his girlfriend sleeps with her head under the covers.
All the above food items are good, but I must add that you need to throw in some beans with any of them just to enhance the volumn of gas.
Then to wash it down, you need something that isn’t as common these days as in the past. There used to be several towns in Florida that had only sulphur water to drink. If you drank much of it with any food that caused gas, it brought about horrible results.
Obviously, each individual’s gassing agents will be different, but if there’s a common theme here, it’s cruciferous vegetables. Here’s a list for your enjoyment.
p.s. Green peppers give Spot the Wonderpup some fierce farts.
Burger King onion rings. Pure fried hell, in a convenient carrying case.
Maybe this person wants to send it to Afghanistan to smoke out bin Laden…?
THAT would be something to see! ROFL!
I can’t believe this one hasn’t been mentioned yet…
Scrambelled (sp?) eggs.
How about fried foods - mozzarella sticks are especially good because they combine fried with cheese. Onion rings have the same double whammy being fried onions and all.
I’ll also second anything with garlic.
I wish you much luck in creating one hell of a fart bag.
Star Light
Kind of curious, but (no pun intended) it seems the stinkiest food are mostly veggies. What would Ewell Gibbons say, provided he could hear? :eek:
Dried apricots work a treat. Also raw pepper/capsicum.
Someone else mentioned it earlier, but it is worth repeating - for those of us who are lactose intolerant, a big glass of cold milk will, while travelling through our guts, transform itself into the vilest, eye-watering, nose hair burning, noxious effluvia that you have ever experienced. Cecil covered this a bit in his article about whiy bean give one gas.
Cabbage was what I used when I did this.
It was my senior year in college. My degree was in Physics, so the class was divided into brainy practical jokers and brainy curmudgeons. Well one class, “Statistical and Thermal Physics,” was held in a classroom that apparently was used as some sort of party prep room. Seemingly every class there would be a fully inflated balloon found. We’d bat it about with our mechanical pencils for a bit. Invariably, one of the sour pusses would pop it with the pointy side of their mechanical pencil. I hatched a plan to fill a balloon with farts and leave it in the classroom before class. I, of course, wisely kept it to myself. I used a largish funnel, a length of plastic tubing, and one of those hand-powered vacuum pumps that were so popular in my physics department. Upon discovering that my red steamed cabbage dinner had done a major number on me, I retired to the tub for a little “reading”. It took some time, but I got the balloon filled. As luck would have it, I had thermodynamics the next day! It was no problem secreting the balloon in, as most physics students worked for the department anyway. Sadly, when the balloon was found and eventually popped, no heinous smell enveloped us. Nothing. I was crushed, but very happy I didn’t confide in anyone on this.
Asparagusts?