Seems like no one can agree much on a proper pardate. Why not just take a big dump in the toilet & put a plastic bag over the toilet & capture that? Shouldn’t that smell about the same?
Did some Milk tests today and found out that DAAAAMMMN that’s some nasty squat.
You are still working on this? :eek:
A trip to the chinese buffet does it for me every time. Maybe its the veggies, but I eat veggies at home without spending the whole next day fearing that someone will walk into my office.
Baked chicken does it for me, for some reason.
Also second the BK onion rings. I had them last night, and this morning, all the plants in the room withered when I broke wind.
Don’t laugh – he may be submitting his thesis as we retch.
Scrambled eggs (with garlic and onion soup powder mixed in) and chicken nuggets. The chicken and eggs always give me gas (within a couple of hours) and the onions and garlic give the product required stench.
I once had a large bowl of cream of cauliflower soup and an egg salad sandwich for lunch. Later that evening, it proved to be a lethal combination.
A night on the beer plus a kebab.
It does wonders…so to speak.
Yeah, why was this gem resurrected?
Not that I didn’t love reading astro’s comments again, but…
Smoked clams, deviled eggs and French Onion soup washed down with White Russians.
Are you the guy that floated over LAX attached to a lawnchair?
i had a friend who got into “a battle of the stinky variety” with a coworker and the magic formula (that ended the battle in a concession) was:
pickled eggs and schlitz malt liquor (the bull)
man, i love having intellectual discussions on the sdmb!
unclviny
I’ll second (third) the pickled eggs. Pickled quail eggs work best. Match 'em up with raw apples and beer, and you’ll give people nosebleeds.
I’ve also had good results with crabcakes.
Re-upping this thread after a year?
Chubbs is there some holiday we should know about?
…but it made me laugh even harder the 2nd time around. This thread is like a fine wine gets better with time. By the way Grapes=Gas Now I know what The Grapes of Wrath are.
Will you PLEASE tell us WHY you wanted to collect your farts in a bag?
Seems rather contemporaneous to me–you know–with all this talk of “Weapons of Ass Destruction.”
Boiled hot dogs. For me, they are the most potent. (I could provide references if necessary.)
Eat lots of Eggs, cottage cheese, high protien foods and take protien shakes. Hang around a gym with a bunch of bodybuilders and see what I mean about protien farts. Pheww.
A gallon of porter will do it every time. And as a bonus, it will give you shite as black as the hounds of hell.