I too am curious about why you’re trying to ziplock a fart.
Does your anus have a vendetta against someone?
Is your bunghole somewhat masochistic?
Is this simply in the interests of science?
See if there is anymore ideas since 2 years ago.
The absolute worse gas I ever had was from eating MANWICH. Manwich is just a tomato type sauce that you mix well chopped hamburger into and serve on a bun. Good stuff actually.
I went out with two friends after eating this stuff, and I sat in the backseat of their car. The farts in question were silent and very, very deadly. My friend had to stop the car and ask me if I wanted to go to the hospital.
Anything that is greasy will cause gas. Grease and beans.
Grady
My personal favorite is BBQed pork ribs, preferably the big hunky ones, not the skinny sparerib type.
They key though is to absolutely, positively, NOT chew. Gulp ‘em down like a dog. Big hunks of marginally cooked fatty meat and sauce. Pretty soon you’ll be feelin’ a little pressurized then you’re off to the bagging room.
Chubbs, you still haven’ revealed what you intend to do with this 2+ year collection of noxious weapons of massed disgustion.
Howzabout at least a hint?
Any spicy Indian lentil dish does the trick for me. Broccoli and old cheese pales in comparison.
Dr_P
Yeah, I got a new one.
Turkey burger with onion soup mix stirred into ther meat before frying.
The most incredibly, insanely STRONG smelling farts I have ever made. No joke, I could taste the farts in the air. LITERALLY.
If they weren’t my “babies”, but someone else’s, I’m sure I would have vomited. Good thing I live alone.
Lots and lots of beer, Throw in a daily diet of burritos for brunch, red pork, rellenos, bean, steak and green chile, chile cheese and potato, chile egg and chorizo, green enchiladas, red enchiladas. If you really want to cap it off add a bit of sea food, broccoli, and more beer. In general I’ve found that pepper skins as found in red chile, green bell peppers, and ground cayenne(sp?) will really up the ante, BTW did I mention lots of beer?
Well, first of all, I would not recommend attempting to contain large volumes of bodily gases in a flimsy container. THIS THREAD details my experiences in that arena, and believe me, once was enough. Learn from the mistakes of your elders, sonny.
I have reason to believe that the worst farts are generated on a personal basis, though. Some of the foods mentioned in this thread have no digestive effect on me at all.
But one does. A very serious effect, in fact. The food in question is chicken weenies. ANY fake pork product made from poultry tends to affect me rather badly, but chicken weenies in particular are BAD. I mean, really bad. The last time I tried to eat chicken weenies was over a decade ago, and I haven’t dared try again since.
I wound up having to leave my apartment. The cats’ eyes were watering. So were mine. I literally couldn’t stand myself. I wandered downtown and tried to have a drink in a bar. I realized, quickly, that I couldn’t stay. People were looking at me funny.
I had to wander around for the better part of three hours, farting more or less continuously, practically knockin’ the birdies out of the trees in my path, before my system finally worked through those horrible chicken weenies and I could go home.
And open all the windows. And air out the furniture. And even then, I wound up throwing away that particular easy chair…
Home-made soymilk and tofu. I don’t what it is that commercial producers do to take the snappers off those freakin’ soybeans, but the homemade variety can be lethal when used immoderately.
I’m talking nerve-gas grade emissions, here. I’ll tell ya something, it’s fun to make in a Martha kind of way, but a day begun with a bowl of raisin-bran in from-scratch soymilk, with a from-scratch tofu-containing sandwich for lunch, and capped with a pasta dinner featuring a soymilk-based sauce or a soyed-up curry, is a day that must necessarily be followed by a night of well-ventilated isolation, if you have any regard for human life at all.
Tempeh is safe, but beware the home-made soymilk. I’d rather go on a cross-country trip in an Austin Mini with someone who’d eaten nothing but egg-and-onion sandwiches for three straight weeks than get in an elevator with someone who’s been making lots of soymilk.
Anything with Olestra in it.
That Insufferable Jerk… started a thread not too long ago that could be of interest, especially considering NotMrKnowItAll’s disappointing experiment. He’s apparently ordering up some specialty chemicals.
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?&threadid=222528
As far as the OP, it’s milk products for me – yogurt is particularly heinous. Here’s a link to college lecture notes regarding Microbe/Human interactions. Note paragraph 3b. This is a humorous, but informative article on farting in general, but does include an excellent list of ‘flatulogenic foods’.
The big question is why does this thread come up every year just before Thanksgiving?
For sheer volume, and from experience on the Atkins Diet.
Brussel Sprouts, Cashews, and Carbolite Chocolate bars. The volume is amazing and the Sprouts give it that “j’nez ca qua”
Really impressive.
BTW the tears from reading astro’s prose have finally stopped. I actually had to get up from the computer because the tears of laughter kept me from being able to read.
Larry Mudd, it´s been a long while since I laughted so hard; thank you very much! 
Priceless
A full day’s worth of Jack in the Box. Breakfast, lunch, dinner. Be sure to include a burger and 3 jalepeno poppers with each meal.
Your farts will reek to an astounding degree.
A pound of chocolate. You’ll be amazed what it does.
I believe that should be: “je ne sais quoi”.
Interesting topic for this particular day, as turkey generates the farts of Satan himself. Coupled with the tryptophan-induced somnolence, it gives you what you want, but makes you too tired to escape the fallout. Total immersion, but not what the coiner of that phrase had in mind.
Why are we assuming that the OP is making a weapon? Maybe he’s trapped on an island and is making a balloon to escape. Or maybe he’ll take the manufacture of whoopie cusions to their next logical level.
I think handy had the most practical solution: use the methane from your feces to fill the bag. In many third-world countries where they used to burn dung, they now collect the dung same as always, but keep it in containers that send the gas to their stoves through copper tubes.
(as an aside, in response to Master Wang-Ka’s post above: parapharasing John Greenleaf-Whittier “It takes a heap of farting to make a house a home.”)
…but only one really good one to make a house a burned out wreck…
Gratuitous Bump from 2003, by my buddy Chubbs.