What great quotes have you thought up?

my sig

Just because you argue better doesn’t make you right.

People in positions of power are often there not because they are the most competent person to fill the position, but because power is important to them.

“There is no present like Time.”

This one you can take to the bank, but the tell is gonna look at you funny.

“Ignorance, stupidity and dumb luck will get you farther in life than hard work, education and preparation.”

When ever someone is blathering on and on, " I’m sorry, I was in my mental happy place, you were saying?"

And, to totally rip off Groucho Marx when a group is in an disagreement, or my opinion is asked, " Whatever it is, I’m against it."

Whenever people bemoan, " I don’t have time for such and such (insert hobby) " my response just shuts them up.

“When it is important to you, you will find the time.”

I know, I know, forget Oprah, listen to Shirley!

This is a good illustration of:

‘There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who divide the world into two kinds of people and those who don’t’.