I will gladly answer all of your questions, but you will only be further annoyed.
Just like on Jeopardy, I give answers in the form of questions.
What have you always wanted to ask, God?
Why is the tissue in my mouth so fragile? If I were going to put something sharp and pointy anywhere I’d at least put something strong around it.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words’ll make me sit in a darkened corner and cry for hours.
Kyoko Baby,
Shane
I’d ask him what he thought of being portrayed by George Burns, and if there really is a resemblance?
Yer pal,
Satan
And if he looked like George Burns, I would tell him “You would have been better off if you were in the image of Alanis Morrisette.”
La franchise ne consiste pas à dire tout ce que l’on pense, mais à penser tout ce que l’on dit.
H. de Livry
What are the winning numbers for next week’s Lotto?
Scoobysnax
Save water drink beer!
Well, heck, I can answer that one.
It’ll just take two weeks for delivery.
why do you let innocent children suffer?
“Only when he no longer knows what he is doing, does the painter do good
things.” --Edgar Degas
Why are some of your followers such a narrow-minded bunch?
If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error.
– John Kenneth Galbraith
Hey god… there’s three words in the english language that end in “gry”…
http://www.madpoet.com
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Moses was just kidding, right?
So, god, you’ve got a son but no missus…hmmm
About those Mormons. . . . .
>^,^<
KITTEN
Please tell your pants it’s not polite to point.