Near where I live, there is a car with what might be the lamest stickers I have ever seen on it. Three different Monster Energy Drink stickers (looks like this), one large bumper sticker and a small “M” on the back and then another “M” on the front window. He also has a bumper sticker that reads: “I’ll keep my guns and my freedom, you can have your Obama.”
These are the only stickers on his car. What kind of unbelievably lame person would do this? Does he get paid by the Monster corporation to drive around with those stickers on his car? Other than that, I just don’t get why he would put them up. Is he extremely passionate about Monster energy drink? Passionate enough to put three different Monster decals on his car (a 1980s white Honda Accord that has seen far better days)?
I’ve seen the guy walking to and from his car on a few occasions. He does not look like a tool. He seems to be in his mid to late 20s and he looks like a completely normal middle-class service-industry generic white guy.
What motivates people to put shit like this on their cars?