Being British, I’m not circumcised. My foreskin used to be rather tight/difficult to retract fully when I was, er, at full extension. It’s not any more, thanks to a particularly vigorous session with a fondly remembered girlfriend. Deeper and deeper and - oh, that feels good, if a little tight, and… ping.
Wait, “ping”? :dubious:
Hmm, that stings a little. I think I’ll just pull out and… :eek: :eek: :eek:
You know the little tendon bit where the foreskin joins the, uh, head on the underside? Well do you know how much blood appears if you rupture that while in possession of a raging hard-on? It’s quite a lot.
Strangely, it didn’t hurt all that much. The annoying thing is, it would start to heal, then I’d think the wrong thoughts accidentally and … ouch … it would rip open again. I think it took about six weeks before I could go back to active service.
On the plus side, things are a lot freer down there these days!
“Is that a leg?” is from a legendary thread (that I have been unable to find again) about funny things said during sex. My personal favorite from that thread is “Are you the Sheriff?” Somebody, please find this thread!
That bit of tissue is the frenulum of prepuce of penis.
Chomped down a little too hard on an earlobe once. Luckily, nothing much worse than that yet. Hmm, maybe my sex isn’t wild enough? That’s ok though, because I don’t think I want broken noses and broken penises to become a part of our sex memories.
We need details ** Cosmic ** I was with one woman who was way too eager to please. Seriously? You can’t feel that your teeth are rubbing me raw?
I was way too sore to even think about masturbation in the shower after the deed was done.
All I got is minor pain from a missed thrust. Luckily there was padding. My current GF has fallen out of the bed, but the only thing that got bruised was her ego.
I have only two reasonably memorable ones, but they are pretty tame compared to some of the posts!
One of them wasn’t really during the sex act but during playful cuddling before (had to have been before, he was usually comatose after :D). I was sitting in bed next to him and he was on the bed on his back.
He reached sideways, picked me up, meaning to plant me on his lap, but mis-judged his strength and slammed my head into the wall. His totally shocked and dismayed look started me laughing my head off despite the pain.
Too funny!
The other one was a back injury after having sex in the shower, the position was with him behind me and me arching my back in order for my bits to be ahem…more accessible.
Anyway, the back did not appreciate it and about halfway through one or more muscles developed a very painful strain which lasted for several weeks.
This is not me, but a person I know had a guy and lady go at it in the shipping department. They got caught, because the guy got a large splinter in the penis from a pallet.
In my 20s, a vigorous session with what turned out to be a wrinkled condom “pinched” a bit of my penis skin, leaving a painful spot thta looked midway between a bruise and a blood blister.
In my 30s, I threw out my back during another vigorous session; GF referred me to her chiropractor, who laughed mightily and fixed my back (she was a tiny thing, kinda surprised she could do it).
In my 40s, in anticipation of yet another vigorous session, I took Viagra, which is known to affect blood pressure. I also took another substance known to affect blood pressure. While walking into the bedroom, I apparently fainted and had seizures, and the lady called the fire department. She spent the next several hours with me in the ER and drove me home, where we finally had sex.
LOL