Several years ago I was reading humorous reviews about bad movies and stumbled onto a link of bizarre/disturbing videos. Much of their selection involved stuff like “Zombie nuns stuffed full of Satan’s cock” and the more I looked, the more hilariously bizarre the videos got. I decided to shell out 20 bucks to buy one, to see if it was really as messed up as the claim, “Wow, I would not want to be a woman living in Japan”
The video was called Chaos Control. It was in Japanese, and pretty much was an hour of three Japanese hooligans wandering around accosting young women and having their way with them. When a friend and I first saw the film, it was like watching a snuff film. The girls’ faces were mosaiced out, and the stuff the guys were doing was insane. At first I thought they were actually doing this stuff, but soon after I realized that was part of the appeal of the video- to convince the audience that these three guys were really going around grabbing random women and feeling them up.
The video was in Japanese, so I couldn’t figure out what they were saying. But I’m guessing it was goofy dialogue involving the guys conning girls into giving them a blow job or something.
Truly the freakiest video I have seen.
BTW, after seeing the video, I went back to the site and made a post on the messageboard asking people if they don’t feel the least bit depraved for buying/watching this stuff (I know I did, to an extent). Hooo boy, it was like I just said the N-word in an NAACP meeting, the board members flipped out and flamed the hell out of me. Guess I’m just out of their element of FREAK
Easily “GG Allin: Hated”. I might have spelled that wrong. Anyway, the dood performs crappy punk butt naked, craps in his hand, smears it on his chest and then throws the rest at the audience. This is the same guy who liked to knock his own front teeth out with a microphone. He died of a heroin overdose, big surprise.:rolleyes:
You know, this might sound kind of sick, but I think if you took footage of that guy and dubbed in angry monkey noises you’d have a pretty funny video. Because his behavior (poo-flinging) sounds rather monkey like
I don’t think that there’s any way to make that performance more funny or disgusting. Most people think that it’s either one or the other, I however think that it’s both. It’s also kind of sad. What kind of demons must someone have in order to crap on themselves and then hurl it at others? IIRC he even ate some.
I have a 70’s cult movie called “Blood Sucking Freaks” this movie is so morbidly disturbing; I keep it hid in my closet in fear that a guest might see it (the dvd cover) then want to watch it.
And this is comming from a guy that keeps his porn stash in plane sight. :eek:
I remember reading an interview with GG once where he said that traditional sex no longer excited him and the only way he could feel truly close to someone was to eat their feces.
I wish he was still around so we could have a better idea of what the hell he was thinking and what went wrong in his childhood.
Incubus, I think what you may have found was a nampa video. Nampa (or ‘pick-up’) is a porn genre fairly popular in Japan, where the male leads wander around trying to pick up women off the street to perform in the video (kind of a Girls Gone Wild without the Mardi Gras). I watched a couple of them (more specifically, I rented a couple that were shot in the neighborhood where I lived to see I recognized anyone), and for the most part it was just long sequences of the guys getting turned down, after which they finally happened upon some young woman willing to put on a show. Watching the enthusiasm (and consistency) of the young ladies’ performances, it looked pretty obvious that they were professional (or wannabe) porn actresses who’d been brought in for the part.
The freakiest non-internet video that I’ve seen? Probably Guinea Pig: Flower of Flesh and Blood. Meant to look like a snuff film (it’s not), it’s an hour-long mutilation and dismemberment with extremely realistic effects. Because the producers almost got in trouble for it (it’s very realistic), the sequels, while equally bloody, are done as Grand Guignol-style slapstick.
Runners-up would probably be Hellywood (imagine Tommy or Liztomania done with Japanese schoolgirls and 80’s pop music) or Holy Mountain (Wrinkly old guys with milk-squirting leopards for tits? Multiple-amputee dwarfs? Conquest of the Aztecs played by real lizards and frogs? It’s all here).
Well, 6 days ago, I saw this video.
It was black an white, it was basically a video montage of many shots. A woman combing her hair in a mirror, a woman jumping off a cliff, a lighthouse, a well.
And then the phone rang and told me I had 7 days to live :eek:
Hmmm, strange videos. A really bad porn where you could tell tha they were’t really having sex and just humping each other’s legs
I met a former pro wrestler, once. He’d been big in the sixties and early seventies, but when I met him – around 1991 – he was a mess, basically one big back injury with arms and legs, living on a tiny pension. Fascinating guy, though, with a great many bizarre stories.
Once, for a lark, he showed us the most amazing weirdo porn video I’d ever seen. It appeared to be made up of short 16mm film loops that had been professionally transferred to a two-hour videotape. Most of the shorts dealt with bestiality (generally woman/dog, but one particularly unsettling one had man/pig), and there was a great deal of Linda Lovelace’s pre-Deep Throat work in there, as well as one clip featuring a woman the wrestler swore was Barbra Streisand (it did look a bit like her; hard to miss that schnoz). Golden showers, coprophilia, and lots of other fun things were in there, too… it was like some crazed video store owner had decided to put together a “human sexual taboos greatest hits” video. Hell, probably the most normal porn in there was the “Barbra Streisand” clip.
To this day, I haven’t seen anything to compare with it.
What about the classic Pink Flamingos? Freaky ass shit. If you find it, make sure it has the birthday party performer scene in it. First time I saw the film, that scene was edited out. Second time I saw it, with that scene added, just added some, shall we say, extra WTF to the film.
Not to mention Female Trouble. That film just made me plain ill.
The first horror movie I remember seeing, or at least what of it I saw, was a film by the people who made Toxic Avenger (I hope that’s right) involving punks, slime monster and people having large cavities punched through their heads.
The strangest film in my mind though would have to be:
Surf Nazis Must Die!
It involved a old lady going around shooting Surf Nazis with her handy Uzi.
Faces of Death and Shocking Asia would be the freakiest ones I’ve seen. At the time I didn’t know they were faked and I’m really gullable so I was believed them to be real.
It was a Marilyn Manson video. I don’t remember which one, but it had a bunch of manniquins posed in raunchy, sexual positions, only they were splattered in blood.
I think that Frank Zappa’s movies 200 Motels and Baby Snakes, while not really disturbing, are really bizarre. I’ve never seen Uncle Meat. Maybe someday soon they’ll release it and 200 Motels on DVD.
This 80’s porno belonging to my ex was pretty standard stuff - although the 80’s super rouge and blue eyeshadow was good for a giggle - until during the initial blowjob scene the camera cuts to a full face shot of Brunette Rouge Offender #1 as she says lustfully into the screen…
