What is the last thing you ate?

Some pickled herring, which was probably a mistake at this hour.

A salad of red leaf lettuce, cut-up cooked chicken, grape tomatoes, red onion, and oil & balsamic vinegar. Plus 5 oz. of red wine.

Even though I just ate that about an hour ago, this thread is making me so, so hungry. Especially that French baguette stuffed with dark chocolate. Dang this diet!

A chewy toasted coconut banana macadamia nut granola bar.

Alexander kebab plate

Joe

A wriggling eel.

Marinated green olives.

Doritos with jalepeno chorizo cheeze dip.
I am currently eating cashew chicken. Perhaps I should have posted in 20 minutes.:stuck_out_tongue:

A chunk of green onion that I chased around the bottom of the salad bowl. And boy howdy! Is my breath bad.

Two microwaved chimichangas from Costco.

A brownie dough Blizzard from Dairy Queen.

I’m a bad, bad man.

A chicken and avocado roll for lunch.

A veggie dog (cooked out on the grill), with some tortilla chips and fresh salsa, and a fresh mango for dessert, all washed down with a nice, all-natural can of Coca-Cola…

All-in-all, I feel pretty good about it.

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For lunch, I went to Fatburger and had a Mushroom Swiss burger with fries, gravy, and a pint of beer. That will hold me over until breakfast.

Twenty years ago, I went to Nevada and first learned of the existence of the Fatburger chain, and for nearly that long I considered it a tangible symbol of the very worst things about the United States. Then they built one right near my office. God damn if that ain’t a good burger, and they must put their employees through the best corporate brainwashing program in existence - they seem genuinely happy to see and serve you. (I’m sure it doesn’t hurt that they earn decent tips on top of their wage.)

SHORTVER:
Too long? Big-ass burger, fries and beer.
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Two peanut butter sandwiches.

Toast with strawberry Jam and coffee.

I’m not dead yet.

When I opened this thread is was a small bowl of rainbow sherbet but by the time I got around to replying it was some slightly old cherries.

Sandwich with Turkish brined cheese (like Feta but made with cows milk) and blueberry jam. Delicious.

A bowl of Massaman curry and roti.

vodka.