The Dark Brothers!!! How could I forget. New Wave Hookers, the “Let me tell ya about…” series.
The Dark Bros are truly pornaful.
I’m surprised that no one has seen Cafe Flesh. Well, I’m not really surprised at all.
As one of the Founding Members of the Tallahassee Porn Club, I feel compelled to post. We’ve been meeting for nearly two years on a monthly basis with the idea that none of us had really seen a decent porn flick. We decided to systematically check 'em out so we can truly determine the differences between good vs. bad in porn. Hence, I have lots of comments, please forgive the length of this post!
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Favorites: (me personally, not speaking for the Club): Behind the Green Door and Alice and Wonderland XXX
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I tend to prefer cheesy 70’s porn. The costumes are horrible, the lighting is worse, the scripting (or lack thereof) is reprehensible. But the humans are real. They have zits on their asses, C-section scars, stubble and have NOT shaved their pubes into pretty cookie-cutter shapes. And none of the women have had breast implants. There are actually 70’s porn stars who are (were) A-Cups! Now, there’s a 'ho I can respect!
Besides there is no finer music set to porn than the crap they came up with in the 70’s. Egad. -
For those who feel watching porn is pointless: be that as it may, why did you bother posting here? I think that makes your post pointless. Typically, I don’t get much out of these movies – most women are not turned on by the visual, as opposed to men. However, I do enjoy heckling a bad movie, whether there’s a cum shot in it or not… therefore my porn watching is not to acheive any kind of gratification except to satisfy my urge to make fun of people I don’t know. This means that there is a point to it… you might consider opening your mind a little, honey.
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Finally, thanks to all of you who posted with your faves. I now have a HUGE list to choose from next time it’s my turn to pick the movie for the meetings. I think the club would love to see that Peter Scolari one.
Aw, crap! You beat me to it!
Dinner Party is the best X-rated film I’ve ever seen; works of Candida Royale aside, I’ve actually found it enjoyable for both partners, not just my half.
The No Man’s Land series are OK, but I think the best in that genre are Where The Boys Aren’t, episodes six and seven. They crammed the best-looking love goddesses they could find in to those two volumes, and haven’t been able to match it since.
They had a device like that in M.O.R. Than a Woman. I’ve never actually seen it, but I think the M.O.R. is a rip-off of the Sybian.
Pete
Long time RGMWer and ardent AOLer
Jimmy,
(I can’t believe I’m going to admit this.)
I own a copy of “Cafe Flesh”.
I find the rat/milkman in the first stage show disturbing.
Take Off
The Devil In Miss Jones 2 (better than the original, IMHO)
Desires Within Young Girls
The Extasy Girls
Deep Throat (it’s funny!)
Naughty Network
Flesh Gordon (it was supposed to be X-Rated, then they cut all the hardcore).
But the best porn title is the gay video HOLE OF THE BRAVE.
Alien Erotica: The Secret Files
Bikini Hotel, if only for the sound effects
I don’t usually go for the hard core type of stuff, but I’ll say that Cellar Dwellers was, uh, interesting. A lot of spitting in it, which is just odd. Best line: “You ass-eating-getting motherfucker.” Heavy metal music rather than the usual porno soundtrack as well.
Ooh ooh ooh!! Im yours. Im completely yours.
(I just spent a half hour at http://www.safest-way.com/ … Can you say ‘Money well spent’?)