Mine is from Monday. I’m only just now able to talk about it. 
My fiancee (we’ll call him Mountain Goat) has two pickup trucks: a work truck (Spot) and a “good” truck (Raider).
Monday he lets his son take Raider to High School so that Son has a way to get home after soccer practice. Mountain Goat has a city truck to take to work.
Enter my daughter’s “gummy-worms-for-brains” boyfriend, currently between jobs. He and his brain-damaged friend have found some work to do for said friend’s Grandpa waaaaaaaaaay out in the country (about 30 miles). Boyfriend wants to borrow Spot to go out to Grandpa.
Mountain Goat says OK. Boys leave. About 20 minutes later I get a call from Boyfriend.
“We have a problem.”
“what?”
“Spot blew up.”
“WHAT???”
“There’s oil everywhere under the hood.”
“Where are you?”
“Scoobyville.”
“where’s Spot?”
“On the side of the Interstate”
Interject: Spot is full of tools. Not just the kind of wrenches & sockets that you can buy at Sears, altho probably a good $1k worth. Mountain Goat, being a very clever mechanic and welder, has been making homemade gadgets for himself for about … twenty years? And they’re all in Spot. ON THE SIDE OF THE DANG INNNNNERSTATE. Twenty Smurfin’ miles out.
Meantime, Grandpa is on his way from the Outer Limits to pick up the brainless wonders. I go to MG’s workplace, realizing this is NOT the thing to tell him over the phone.
“hey. uhhh … Spot broke down”
“huh? where is he?”
“uh… side of the road”
“Where’s Boyfriend?”
“uh… scoobyville.”
“HE DIDN’T STAY WITH THE TRUCK???”
“Uhhhhhhh… no”
“GHIT”
So MG clocks out. Now, there is no way in h*ll we can afford a wrecker. This means we have to rescue Spot ourselves. This calls for the big tractor-hauling trailer, and Raider.
Off to the Hi School. We ask for Son. Well, he’s not back from Vo-Tech yet. We decide to leave him a note ~ “hey ! take the bus home!” ~ and get Raider with the extra key. Run home, hook up the trailer, air up a tire, and we’re off.
Almost there, looking for poor Spot, imagining rods hanging out of the engine, dodging that accursed traffic… I believe you could have lit a match on MG ~ we get a phone call from Boyfriend. “well we towed Spot up the road to the gas station”. At least we won’t be on the side of the Interstate, whew. “where’s the key?” “oh ~ I got it.” “WHERE are You?” “uh… Grandpa”.
!!! I almost went Ape-Shit, right then and there. Luckily for us (and Boyfriend) we had a spare key in Raider. Got there, no oil, no rods hanging out … hmmm… Diagnosis? Fuel pump out. So, Spot won’t crank, even with pouring gas in the carb. We have to use the “come-along” to ratchet Spot up in the trailer. That was fun. Not.
Long story short, we went the back way home, took us an hour, with the trailer pushing Raider most of the way. We both lost 4 hours of work, sheesh, just what our pocketbooks needed. Son was late for soccer practice.
Boyfriend lived thru it as well…
Lobsang, was that good enuf for ya? 