–Think of it this way: Beer is the volts, cauliflower is the amps.
Actually I think beans and sauerkraut provide the highest wattage (I x E = P)
Worst as in smelly? Deviled Eggs.
Worst as in voluminous? Any lactose bearing product. I’m SO lactose intolerant, I can usually produce 5-10 second farts within minutes of each other, for about an hour after even a glass of whole milk. It’s Awful!
God knows why this intrigues me, but yes… I wanna do it. You’ll have to isolate me from Mrs. O who would never EVER forgive me for doing it, but I am just too curious to see what would happen once the whole process worked itself out. Make the arrangements and I’ll show up.
First of all, I want to thank T G I F and all who responded as I have never laughed so hard in all my days on the board. Few as they are, that was fucking hilarious! I 'bout pissed my pants on Revtim’s post! I won’t stop giggling like an idiot from this one for a while. Hehehe…okay, sorry.
As for what produces the worst (best??) gas for me, I would have to say eggs. Eggs of any kind. Fried, poached, pickled, scrambled…whatever. Eggs. The stench is unimaginable. And they don’t smell like eggs, as you would expect them too. It is a smell that is beyond me, in terms of description, and I’m not about to try as I decided long ago to stay away from eggs. Eggs are the direct spawn of the devil and I will have no part in them.
Or Pabst. If the taste alone doesn’t kill you, the morning after gas will.
Strange, but I don’t eat much vegetable matter, the worst farts I have been able to identify came from High School. At lunch they used to have one of those pre-pressed “BBQ Porq Ribb” sandwiches. I used to eat them because for some strange reason, it was about the only thing that DIDN’T cramps during track practice and they tended to sit well in my stomach ( I had gained the nickname “Ralph” on my track team for my regular involunatry purges during hard practices). The side effect, for some strange reason (since they didn’t cause me any other problems) was my AWFUL farts. Simply unbearable. They actually smelled as if they had a color. It was definately a green color, that sort of sickly brown/green color. They were so bad that I as the fart giver noticed how strong they were(not that I minded. As Nacho4Sara noted, everyone likes the smell of their own shit.) Still, MY eyes used to water when I smelled it. It was something else.
BTW, why is this is the pit? It certainly seems more MPSIMSish if you ask me…
I’m suprised no one has mentioned White Castle burgers, of course they have to be eaten after large quanities of beer.