**Ow ow freakin’ OW!
What will your last words be? **
**I don’t believe this prank…
Just dropped a window air conditioner out of a 2nd story window… **
MPSIMS
Take that, Mac owners!!!
Ow ow freakin’ OW!**
MPSIMS:
**Stupid embarassing ways you muck up your clothes at work
Apparently its harder to find a 3xl star trek uniform than I thought **
Someone get tribble guts on their uniform?
What will your last words be?
I saw a schnoodle.
The rare triple play:
Two days to earn $100…
What are you doing this weekend?
Would you visit a nude disco?
What would you be having for dinner if money was no object?
Would you sell a kidney so someone could eat it?
**Mary’s produced the heir!
I want back in the womb, dammit **
…and he’s none too pleased!
Would you sell a kidney so someone could eat it?
That was the best $XXX I ever spent!!
What are the traits of a girlyman?
Wall Warts and Power Strips
GQ:
Animals – Growing Larger?
How can you tell if a cat’s too fat?
standard door size
MPSIMS:
Well, the French aren’t all bad! 
Hurrah for frogs!
**Boobies! Boobies boobies boobies!
What are the traits of a girlyman? **
Admittedly, it would work better in the reverse order.
IMHO:
Women who have big feet – do you wear men’s shoes?
Ask the Highly Sensitive Person
CS:
Man, I love Disney movies
Mickey Mouse’s multiple suicide attempts
Think of it as a Jeopardy-type question, and it works just fine.
Is this normal for a 16-year-old?
My husband’s ball scratching is driving me nuts.
That’s what you get for marrying young!
MPSIMS:
What would be the ultimate place to have sex?
Mel Gibson’s New House
Another triple…
**In which I muse about over-achievers…
In which I brag on Ivylad for building a computer from scratch
Is this normal for a 16-year-old? **
WHAT would be the world’s worst super power? (As in super heroes)
Going to clubs/parties alone
BEHOLD! I am STAGMAN!
**What will your last words be?
Today’s me birfday! Can I have a hug? **
Not if you’re dying of influenza. Old age, okay.