What? No sequential thread on the front page? Preposterous!!!

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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What will your last words be?

Today’s me birfday! Can I have a hug?

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**What will your last words be?
Thank Goodness, good triumphs! **

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So… what did I miss while I was away?
First time walking in high heels. It was so easy

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**Has anyone ever discovered a body?
Should his balls look like that? **

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**Europeans: If you don’t date, what do you do?
Grandpa, what does “wind up a watch” mean? **

Heh. Well, little feller, sometimes you just can’t get a date, but you have to, sort of, deal with the pressure, you follow me? So you need too… ah, I think you ought to be askin’ your parents.

An automatic watch can be wound by shaking the wrist vigorously up and down for a while, so it’s kind of a euphemism, are you with me?

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In Cafe Society:

**Smallville 10/19
I saw somebody that looks EXACTLY like a cartoon character **

The guy who played Arthur Curry did look remarkably like Aquaman

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In MPSIMS:

**What will your last words be?
Dumb thoughts you can never, ever share **

until you are on your deathbed that is.

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What Will Your Last Words Be ?

and

So… What Did I Miss While I Was Away?

We believe in reincarnation , do we ?

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Ejaculations, what?
That was a Freaky Coincidence!
Should his balls look like that?

Obviously someone is doing it wrong.

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Go to first new post What do you say to “I love you”?

UnF**kingbelievable

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What do you say to “I love you”?

UnF**kingbelievable

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Gagging problem - Help! (TMI?)
Ejaculations, what?

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**Why am I awake?
Transparent Aluminum, baby! **

Next time, use the shiny stuff on your windows. Keeps the light out hetter.

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**“I burning your dog”?
My dog is hurt
**

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Staying up all night.
Why am I awake?

'nough said.

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**I hate chocolate
I hate it!!! **

Okay… so just to confirm: how do you feel about chocolate?

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It’s 7am EDT on the SDMB, time for the food critics reports.

I was just given a fifteen-year-old bottle of white zinfandel.
I hate chocolate
I hate it!!!
I crave meat, and it confuses me

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**I hate chocolate
I hate it!!!
The curious way kids today have of dealing with race **

Would that be dark or white chocolate?

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**Mouse trapped in the closet…
Is this a good computer deal? **

NO!