You know what poster annoys me? The one with the kitten hanging from a branch with the caption “Hang in there!” I think it’s really irritating. Also, anything with Ziggy on it.
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[li]Those door-sized supermodel-in-a-bikini posters. If they’re going to go to the trouble of blowing up a picture of Heather Locklear to that size, the LEAST they could do is provide an orifice or two.[/li]
[li]Those angular Communist propaganda posters. Why do THEY get all the cool posters, and WE have to settle for Norman Rockwell’s leftovers?[/li]
[li]Those fluorescent blacklite posters they sell at Spencers. Damn you, giant glowing skull with eyes, a top-hat, and a spliff, STOP TAUNTING ME![/li][/ul]
Those office motivational posters annoy me. You know, the ones that say “cooperation” and “motivation.” Pfft…I don’t need a pretty picture of a drop of water with some stupid saying in my office, thank you very much.