What posters annoy you?

I’ll tell you a little of what annoys me…

Redundent posters like Esprix. :smack:

Posters that turn everything into a parody,
a sing along song, or a Fairy fucking tale, like Fenris. :smack: :smack:

People that preach BS constantly, too numerous to name… :smack: :smack: :smack:

People that post BEFORE taking their medication.
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Yeah, that’s right…

Like me. :smack: :smack::smack: :smack: :smack: :smack: :smack::smack: :smack: :smack: :smack: :smack::smack: :smack: :smack: :smack: :smack::smack: :smack: :smack: :smack: :smack::smack: :smack: :smack: :smack: :smack::smack: :smack: :smack: :smack: :smack::smack: :smack: :smack: :smack: :smack::smack: :smack: :smack: :smack: :smack::smack: :smack: :smack: :smack: :smack::smack: :smack: :smack:

Thorazine, right?

I hate posters that overuse a smiley.

:rolleyes:

This could get nasty. Why are you wanting to start fights and melodrama, anyway? Because you know someone is going to end up crying over this.

Oy

I don’t think that you’ve been paying attention - no one does Esprix’s job as well as he does.

I like all posters.

Trolls are assholes, though.

You know what poster annoys me? The one with the kitten hanging from a branch with the caption “Hang in there!” I think it’s really irritating. Also, anything with Ziggy on it.

Giraffe -

You go to the same Blood Donation Center I do, don’t you.

[ul]
[li]Those door-sized supermodel-in-a-bikini posters. If they’re going to go to the trouble of blowing up a picture of Heather Locklear to that size, the LEAST they could do is provide an orifice or two.[/li]
[li]Those angular Communist propaganda posters. Why do THEY get all the cool posters, and WE have to settle for Norman Rockwell’s leftovers?[/li]
[li]Those fluorescent blacklite posters they sell at Spencers. Damn you, giant glowing skull with eyes, a top-hat, and a spliff, STOP TAUNTING ME![/li][/ul]

Hey! What the hell you picking on Ziggy for? I love the little fella.

Now Garfield can just fuck off and die, the Odie teasing bastard.

All Four on my bed!

I’m not quite sure how to respond, so I suppose I won’t.

Esprix

Those office motivational posters annoy me. You know, the ones that say “cooperation” and “motivation.” Pfft…I don’t need a pretty picture of a drop of water with some stupid saying in my office, thank you very much.

The Wrong Girl, then I’d imagine you’d like Despair.

The ones that just have to sign their names on every freaking post they ever submit.

As if it wasn’t clear enough from their user name… in case anyone gave a damn to begin with.

Might as well sign with “Endless cries for attention”

Snort. Anybody need a sig?

Notice: if you use it, you have to sign your name on every freaking post you ever submit.

:smiley:

Kal, sorry, but you’re wrong. Ziggy is horrible. Preachy, unfunny, irritating. I’d rather have a poster of a rectal exam on my wall.

Posters that waltz into the Straight Dope Message Board and start criticizing other posters REALLY annoy me. I’m locking this thread.

lilelly28, since you seem to be unhappy with this message board, its posters, and its moderators, goodbye.

Lynn Bodoni
For the Straight Dope