A Legion Flight Ring and transsuit would be handy.
Actually, just grab a Threeboot ring, and you can skip the transsuit…added bonus, they give the damn things out like prizes in breakfast cereal.
An interlac novel would be nice, too, while you’re in that particular coordinate-set. (Hey, I can read Interlac…seriously.) Genre doesn’t matter much… No Coluan porn, though…those green bastards are freaky.
I think I’ve solved your storage problem by going for Rufo’s little black box, along with all its contents, from the Masters, blessed be his name; “Glory Road”.
BLEEP! BLEEP! BLEEP! Continuity Error Detected! Danger Will Robinson!
E.E. Smith was an old and personal friend of Heinlein’s, as noted in Expanded Universe (where he helped him pick out a car just before WWII). Please note from the 'rotation tests" in TNOTB and the Time Council in TCWWTW that “Lensman Ted Smith” is quite well aware of the Multiverse. I think you can probably work out the consequences of actually attempting to steal a Lens; suffice it to say they won’t be pretty!
Winnipeg kind of beat me to it: I was going to ask for a small (preferably housebroken) tesseract. My house doesn’t have a lot of storage space, and I’m a confirmed packrat (though not a French lawyer).
What? I already SAID I wasn’t going after a Lens; they won’t work for me, they’re useless seconds after the owner dies, and Mentor is only slightly less dangerous to the likes of me than Aslan.
Obviuosly if I have a tesseract-space trunk in the continua-buggy, I can get one of those. Buf if I use Rufo’s black box I will no longer be using David Banner’s duffel, which means I won’t be able to justify playing the sad-walking-away-piano music as I leave each place I’m robbing, and in that case, I might as well have not hit Dave on the the back of the head with that crowbar and stolen the duffel.
Can you get me a bottle or two of Romulan Ale? And the same of Saurian Brandy? Since you’re there, pick up a hypospray. Maybe we can reverse engineer it. I’ll let you know when I think of more. =^.^=
Skald, old bean, please pick up Muad’Dib’s weirding module for me. Note that it mustn’t be Paul’s, but Muad’Dib’s, and therefore the one he used against the Sardaukar after drinking the water of life. Barring that, I’d like Giskard Reventlov’s brain, but just before his obsession with the zeroth law, so there’ll be some derring-do required on your part. You will be aptly rewarded on your return.
Anyway, the One Ring’s magic won’t work once I pop out of the ArdaVerse, and I’m certainly not hanging around once I get it, as THE VOLCANO WILL BE ERUPTING.
I thought of more. Could you be a love and get me a batarang and Bruce Wayne’s autograph? If you can get 'rangs from others in the Batfamily, that’d be cool too. I’ll pack a meal for you to take (wouldn’t want our go-fer getting hungry =^_^=)